Canada Kicks Ass
Canadian Slang

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Richard @ Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:37 am

Wobbly pops as was mentioned in my neck of the wood = coolers like Smirnoff Ice

Road Soda would be a Beer

To Swallow a pillow would refer to going to bed[B]

It would be totally Canadian to poke someone in the toque.

   



Pimpbrewski @ Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:41 am

xerxes xerxes:
Pimpbrewski Pimpbrewski:
MacDonaill MacDonaill:
Oh, I forgot the word COUGAR!


Only curious here

WTF is Cougar?


Cougars are the type of women you see at a Nickelback concert. Or, according to Ubandictionary.com:

$1:


An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.


Seriously, I did not know that. And thanks for mentioning.

This is not bad at all. I love older women. I am recently single (had a girlfriend for a while)

I would love for an older woman show me some moves (as they say) :D

Ok this is all cool and all. :lol:

   



ziggy @ Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:41 am

Marighuana in the arctic is called "stone" or "rock".

   



ziggy @ Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:43 am

Someone complete this sentence.memory bad


Tell me where your too bye.......

   



MacDonaill @ Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:51 pm

ziggy ziggy:
Marighuana in the arctic is called "stone" or "rock".


That's weird. Usually 'rock' means crack.

   



ziggy @ Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:55 pm

MacDonaill MacDonaill:
ziggy ziggy:
Marighuana in the arctic is called "stone" or "rock".


That's weird. Usually 'rock' means crack.


You dont see too much of that there. (crack) unless it's some Inuk with the low riders on. :wink:

   



Wally_Sconce @ Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:05 pm

where I grew up, 'crack' meant something else. ROTFL

   



CaptainEpic @ Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:28 am

I don't know if this one's been up yet...but how about skookum?

Canadian for Awesome...who knew?

   



TattoodGirl @ Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:37 am

xerxes xerxes:
Pimpbrewski Pimpbrewski:
MacDonaill MacDonaill:
Oh, I forgot the word COUGAR!


Only curious here

WTF is Cougar?


Cougars are the type of women you see at a Nickelback concert. Or, according to Ubandictionary.com:

$1:


An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.


First guy that ever calls me a Cougar is gonna have to get his mouth wired shut!!!

OH wait I dont troll clubs looking for guys....

   



TattoodGirl @ Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:42 am

ziggy ziggy:
Marighuana in the arctic is called "stone" or "rock".


Give em all the heads up that if they come to the lower mainland...not to ask for weed by asking for by the name Crack... :lol:

   



Red_Eye @ Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:28 pm

Dickdo...............it's when your belly button sticks out more than your dick do.

   



Red_Eye @ Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:29 pm

Cougar ....hmmm .. petable feline with a good bite mmmmmmmmmmmmm

   



AlbertaRunner @ Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:02 pm

" the cat's ass ": phrase that is used to denote something positive. I just bought a toque that is the cat's ass!

Btw, I have using Spellcheck that always corrects my Canadian spelling. I.e, colour, realise etc.

   



RyanNS @ Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:08 am

Not so much Canadian, more East Coast/Newfie...

Bogs - public bathroom, urinals. Generally in a pub/nightclub setting.

"Watch my drink for me, I'm off to the bogs"

One - a female.

"That one's got a wicked arse on her"

Old One - you're mother

"Jesus f*ck, will you ask yer old ine to button up her f*cking dressing gown? I'm trying to f*cking eat here!"

F*ck's Sake- Expression of Frustration

"Ahhh for f*ck's sake!:


High Falutin- Having Delusions of Grandeur

"Pat Kenny is some high falutin pr*ck, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."

Jaysus - An expression of disbelief or despair

"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"

Knobrot - A sexually transmitted infection

"Jesus sufferin' f*ck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"

Sh*t the Bed - Expression of surprise or disbelief

Sh*t the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a f*ckin' swamp donkey."

Young one - A Young Lady

"Jaysus, that young one has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."

[B-o] :mrgreen: :rock:

   



ziggy @ Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:01 am

Anyone seen Derby lately? :lol:

"Jaysus, that young one has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."

A trucker once commented on a skinny chick he saw walking,he said"screwing that would be like sticking your dick in a bag full of antlers" :lol:

   



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