Megan is going to kill me when she reads this



An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'




The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,



'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

   

   

That ain't the way I heard that joke

   

It was a lesbian bar, right?

Also, that joke must be older than Martin.

   

No, it was a Polish joke when I heard it

   

I found the original and I was right, it is older than Martin.

An old, blind Homo sapien hunter/gatherer wanders into an all-girl Neanderthal bar by mistake...

   

To be honest Martin, when I replied to this post I didn't even notice the top part where you said I would kill you after reading it.
I'm curious, Why would you say that?
I can take a joke and I am not blonde. I have known plenty of blondes that this could be applied to.
To tell you the truth I get quite a kick at reading a lot of responses on this forum, lol.
I just havent' found anything interesting or controversial enough lately to post but give me time.