sigh it's my birthday deep sigh

it's my birthday today and I need help. Like in cheering up. never thought I would see the big double nickle.

Well on the brght sideI guess I can take the ten percent discount at Fields and Zellars. That saves on the gst anyways. Another good thing I guess now that I am old I can say stupid things and get away with it my excuse being I am officialy old and on my way to being totaly senile.

so if anyone out there can kinda sorta cheer me up do so

Hey Bulbs Cheer up buddy

The sun is shining and It's a beautiful day. Go and have fun ride a bike or go do what ever it is that makes you happy.

Cheeers

don't be bummed....they say you are only as old as you think you are in spirit (that makes me like 20 I guess)....look at all the things you've accomplished in life and be proud of them...and think of all the good things waiting for you to tackle yet....you're only old if you let yourself be (i know 90year olds that do yoga daily and are writing books and STUFF like that.....hope i'm that way when i'm that old!

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When I Get Old

When I get old I'm gonna smile.
Repeat myself once in a while.
When I get old I'll walk about
Fly open, ribbon hanging out.
I'll ride the lift to save my heart
For fun, and a nice place to fart.
I'll go in out doors, out the in.
I'll stick a green thing to my chin.
I'll sniffle when I have a cold;
Wear mis-matched socks when I get old.
When I get old I'll dye my hair,
Assuming there is any there.
I'll let it grow in funny places,
Atoning for the empty spaces.
I'll mumble as I walk along
And learn the most annoying song.
When I get old I'm gonna smile.
Repeat myself once in a while.
I'll walk slow, get in peoples' way.
I'll go to church on Wednesday.
I'll stay in stores past closing time
And never spend a single dime.
When I get old I'm gonna smile.
Repeat myself once in a while.
I'll be a geriatric fool
For laughs, 'cause hey; you know it's cool.

HAPPY BITHRDAY!!!!!

Don't worry about the senility...
Been using it since my 30's...

You can't be held accountable for you screw ups if your senile... :wink:

well thanks for the pick me up guys I needed it. NIce peice fig I just printed
it. I never looked at it that way about being senile I mean. Well anyhoo thanks guys. All of you guys have a good one eh. :lol:

Happy Birthday dude! If your old enough, go clubbing with some friends and get plastered

I would have went clubbing artic_menace but my buddies were playing golf and I do not like golf. So I bought a six pack of pil went home and watched the Jays game.

well don't feel down about it,its a another wish that gets granted,more candles to blow out.More cake to pass around..
Presents well its like Christmas.. just let the kid inside you free,one big happy grin with eyes wide open and rip that wrapping off.
Dosen't matter what you get just enjoy it..
i'm just behind you so leave me some tips on what its like.
My cats are both 9yrs old,and still haven't complained about being old...infact they still run circles around me,over me,and throw in the odd bounce off the oldman that gets in the way.
well have a Happy Birthday....

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini.
The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
When happy hour is a nap.
When tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.
When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
When you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
When you stop buying green bananas.
When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When you were in school there was no history class!
When your birth certificate says expired on it.
When you're told to act your own age, and you die.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

Happy B-Day Blubs!

Happy birthday!
My birthday is coming soon, I feel I am really on the way to being senile either. I don't want that.