14 things a man can do at supermarket while his wife/g'friend is taking
her time:

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other
shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring
pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the
floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those
voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible



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I've seen this before, just so happens I'm crazy enough to try these.

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10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.

The look on the peoples faces is absloutly pricless.

I've seen this before, just so happens I'm crazy enough to try these.

These are the best ones to try they get the best responces

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.

The look on the peoples faces is absloutly pricless.