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Firecat @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:58 am

This recipe for "Roast Cat as It Should Be Prepared"

is from Ruperto de Nola, Libro de Cozina, 1529:

Take a cat that should be plump: and cut its throat, and once it is dead cut off its head, and throw it away for this is not to be eaten; for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement. Then skin it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well; and then wrap it in a clean linen cloth and bury it in the earth where it should remain for a day and a night; then take it out and put it on a spit; and roast it over the fire, and when beginning to roast, baste it with good garlic and oil, and when you are finished basting it, beat it well with a green branch; and this should be done until it is well roasted, basting and beating; and when it is roasted carve it as if it were rabbit or kid and put it on a large plate; and take the garlic with oil mixed with good broth so that it is coarse, and pour it over the cat and you can eat it for it is a good dish.


Bon app├ętit!

   



BartSimpson @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:10 am

(Bart pulls out his notepad and remarks:)

"I found out today that cats aren't entirely useless."

:lol:

   



LittleBastard @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:30 am

Hmmmm.... sounds good!!!
I actually just had cat for lunch today at the Chinese Buffet across the street!!! 8O

   



Firecat @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:54 pm

WDHIII WDHIII:
Care to demonstrate? :wink:

hey this reminds me - i havent played "Cat on my fork" for a while.... :wink:


Eat me.

ROTFL

   



mysticlord @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:26 pm

PETA wouldn't approve.

   



Firecat @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:37 pm

mysticlord mysticlord:
PETA wouldn't approve.


It's easier to be violently opposed to fur than leather because it's more fun to harass rich women than bikers.

   



Hyack @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:38 pm

Firecat Firecat:
mysticlord mysticlord:
PETA wouldn't approve.


It's easier to be violently opposed to fur than leather because it's more fun to harass rich women than bikers.


Quite a bit safer also.......

   



twister @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:27 pm

mmmm.. braised kitten in an orange rendered ferret sauce. yum yum it is to drool...lol

   



SprCForr @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:29 pm

I prefer cat prepared Nepalese Army style.
Bash it in the head and portion it with an E-tool and chuck it straight in the stew pot (fur, organs and all)with the goat that was dispatched in the same manner. Boil over an open fire for a few hours.

Serves a couple hundred.

Yum!

   



Regina @ Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:00 pm

PDT_Armataz_01_32

   



adahen @ Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:39 pm

8O

   



jennybo @ Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:01 am

Firecat Firecat:
for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement.


I think sense and judgement have already gone out the window - you're cooking a cat!

   



Sherminator333 @ Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:03 am

I heard of cat juice, where they put the cat straight in boiling water, often still alive.

   



tritium @ Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:56 am

Not much into eating cat. :evil:

   



tritium @ Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:00 pm

more..

   



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