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electricbuford @ Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:49 pm

It appears that semen helps ease depression in women,as well as having other health benefits.For Karra, I would recommend a double load of FOX news (swallowed of course),followed by an immediate move to the U.S. and application for citizenship.For the rest of you gals:Drink up-CHEERS!


Rev_Blair @ Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:42 am

14 hits and not one expression of disgust.

That could be because we agreed with Buford, Karra.


Rev_Blair @ Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:29 pm

Yeah...whatever, Karra. :roll:


electricbuford @ Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:15 pm

I posted the link partly for fun,but also for the purpose of putting out some information that some people might find useful-but were too afraid to ask.I would imagine lot's of people wouldn't respond to this post because they were either offended by the content,however some may have found it useful and proceeded to discuss the issue with their partners.

As for you questioning my sexual preference and "male-ness" Karra;if you're ever in Northeast Tennessee-look me up and we can get together.I promise if you bend over in front of me,you'll find out if I'm gay.I'm sorry I got you so riled up-as was evident in your first post with all the spelling errors,and that ridiculous attempt at psycoanalysis.Anyway,I must have touched a nerve with you and now I'm afraid I'm going to have to use it as a trampoline if you don't start checkin' your tone.Your wit and humour on occassion adds a sense of levity to otherwise serious topics.However,more often than not,your snide remarks are more like someone rubbing your nipples with sand paper;Sure it's different,and mildly amusing-but it gets irritating real quick.

We're on the same TV,so let's get dialed into the program-it's called THE REALITY show.Here's the setting;You are posting on a PRO CANADIAN SITE.That's why it's called Canada Kicks Ass,instead of Canada Sucks Ass.Stands to reason that people posting here are going to be posting positive things about Canada.Here's another news flash:CANADA LEANS TO THE LEFT.It's not just the government-it's ALOT of the population.It ain't gonna change Karra,so you can rant and rail....But it's not going to change.Canada is Canada,and for all it's faults,alot of people are quite happy with the country and wish to fix it's problems without changing the overall character of the nation.
Almost as soon as you came to this site you started bitching about the things you don't like about Canada-and nobody should begrudge you of that because not all things in the great white north are perfect by any means.However,you soon became the kind of poster who tries to insult others and or demean them when they express opinions contrary to yours.Recently there was another poster on this site who conducted himself the same way and got his wing clipped and is now banned from the site,and now the member population is deprived of his unique views.If you continue to insult others,you will likely not last very long here,and no that's not a threat from me,but rather an observation on my part based on past experience with this site.

I kind of understand how you feel,I've got into in deep discussions with hard core Republicans,and recently with a skin head.It is clear to me how frustrated they can get in today's world,and I wish there was a place for them to go where they could be happy.Fortunately there is: FOX NEWS (Fair and balanced reporting,eh?).And if Herr Bush wins in November-the good ol' U.S.A. I'm serious Karra,the U.S.would be the perfect place for you.I recently spoke to my local village idiot,and he's grown weary of the position and wants someone else to take the job...I could put in a good word for you if you like.So now it's up to you to decide;spit or swallow?


blubs @ Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:46 pm

here here EB great post. very well put. :)


Indelible @ Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:59 pm

i agree....very eloquent of you, buford.

are you sure you don't write the stuff Rex Murphy spews on the National?


Rev_Blair @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:14 am

Well put, Buford.


Almighty1 @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:14 pm

This is why I joined Canadaka! I love the rant! I have to agree with Buford's hilarious but true observations regarding Karra's posts but I think that having an opposing viewpoint in any conversation is at the very least constructive. Karra is amazingly witty and well versed on most conversations posts I've read of hers. As far as the benefits of women swallowing-I have been telling my girlfriends about the protein level for years now there's another positive to add to my sales pitch.

I dont come to argue but I love to watch....makes the shift go by better!


Hopper @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:26 pm

You know Karra, I haven't discussed/argued/debated/screamed at you once, but I think I know who you are......Beckie???

Think so Rev?


Rev_Blair @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:45 pm

Nah, Becky showed the rare sign of intelligence. Personally I think she's Belinda Stronach making a desperate attempt to get somebody to vote for her.

Karra, it's not the difference in views, it's the constant personal attacks that piss people off. As near as I can tell, you have no views except for a dislike for taxes. That isn't so much a view as a reluctance to pull your own weight and pay your bills though.


AdamNF @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:48 pm

are you sure you don't write the stuff Rex Murphy spews on the National?

Rex Murphy is one of the greatest living Canadians.


karra @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:02 pm



karra @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:02 pm

See? There you go again. Interpreting for people who have no desire to have their words mangled and twisted by the likes of you and your kind. Socialists are the same the world over and this country seems to have more than it's fair share, due no doubt to the huge number of subsidies handed out by a gLiberal government that know where votes can be bought from those who will sell their souls to the devil.

If I'm not correct, and I'm sure you'll be one of the first to point it out, but I don't believe I've slagged anyone who hasn't had go first. Unfortunately when it come to the hard left (which would include most the list posted by the graduate from the east coast) discussion tend to wind down as your rhetoric, rants and tard behaviour winds up.

So, remember, before you go outside, caps and wind, caps and wind.


electricbuford @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:31 pm

karra karra:
Well said buford, very smooth, like your complexion.

How did you know I had a smooth complexion? Well, I've got some crow's feet around the eyes,but that just comes with age.

A pissant dude from Northeast Tennessee no less, upset 'cause a little girl from somewhere challenged your 'manhood.' You kill me buford - get your neck out of the sun, it appears to be affecting your testosterone level and ability to perform.

Actually I was born and raised in Florida,so it was hard to keep my neck,(and everything else),out of the sun.Nothing wrong with my testosterone levels,and actually sometimes I wish there was a reverse-Viagra available,especially when I think about Twila.Now there's a real Woman....Anyway,How's your testosterone level? better check your dipstick,I think you might be running a quart too much.

Threats of physical abuse buford? What's with that?

I've made no threats of physical abuse that I know of,although "doggie style" can be a little rough sometimes,but it's still fun.Judging from your responses though,It still seems as though I've touched a nerve,but I sure hope it doesn't cause any physical harm.

Recently there was another poster on this site who conducted himself the same way and got his wing clipped and is now banned from the site,....

And the other (of course denied), ever so thinly veiled threat - banning - typical of your smooth-complexioned ilk buford. I wondered what happened to Wingnut, so you had him banned did you. You obviously are a power to be reckoned with. Did you and your merry band of misanthropes run to the moderator whining about this right of center attitudes. Did he stand up for himself - heaven forbid, no? - that a person should stand up themselves and incur the wrath of the hard left socialists that permeate this board and don't tolerate a contrary view or rebuttal. Congratulations in showing your true colors, I'm sure you feel no sense of shame.

Well Karra,here's where you are just plain wrong.I was totally suprised by wingnut's departure-and I can assure you I had nothing to do with it.My ONLY problem with him was his tendency to personally attack others.If you're curious,just ask ROYAL HIGHLANDER and he can explain the rules and standards of behavior of this site.I personally believe that ALL sides of an issue should be presented,but that doesn't mean insulting other posters.Granted,people get alittle excited and sometimes lash out,but they don't seem to make a habit out of it like you do.I even commented on Rev Blair being too rough on another long time member.

Hard left socialists? I'll say it again Karra; Canada leans to the LEFT socially and politically,it has for a long time.IT STANDS TO REASON that sense this is a PRO CANADIAN site,that ALOT of posters/members are going to be liberal.If this bothers you and you can't express your counter views in a civilized way then why not go elsewhere? Polemarch can direct you to a Canadian site called Right On,which as the name suggests might be a happier place for you.Last time I checked,it doesn't get alot of activity,so I'm sure they'd be glad to have you as a member.
And as for my "true colors" you have no idea what they are-you haven't seen them yet,but if you must know they are black and gold.

I like to think I've been pretty reasonable with you Karra,and I'd rather not spend time engaging in this kind posting.If you really want somebody to "play" with-try fuckin' around with NONREV,I'm sure you'd get a good run for the money.The way I see it,you will either get your act together,or you'll let out some more slack and give out just enough rope to hang yourself.And I take back my suggestion that you come to Northeast Tennessee.There are alot of God fearing,gun toting Republicans who get QUITE offended at being called PISSANT,as well as all the other country folk/redneck stereotypes.I'm surrounded by them,and I even work with many of them.With your attitude I'd suggest that you stay where you are,or try Texas-it's alot safer.I'd like to close by saying HI TWILA!

Oh and PS Karra; I think Anne Coulter is crazy-but I'd still like to do her just once.Right at the moment of climax I'd scream "Vive Le Reagan" just so she could enjoy the experience.I wouldn't ask her to swallow,cause chicks like that need to be spunked in the eye.


electricbuford @ Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:52 pm

[quote="karra"]Geez buford, you really do hate women don't you. Perhaps that's why . . . oh never mind/

Carry on walkin' tall my man.

Where do you get that I hate women? I'd sell my soul if I could find a girl like Twila and would be a kind,considerate,faithful partner.Once again,you make claims that have NO basis in fact.Where do come up with this stuff?? You don't even know me,and you're so off the mark I actually find all this funny.Anyway,It's kinda hard for me to carry on walkin' tall because I'm barely 5'9",but I do my best.



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