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Fuck just fuck. We’re in a heatwave. It’s too hot for anything!! I want spring back!!!
I’m also trying to rescue a small dog who last night when I was trying to get him out to go before bed decided I was trying to kill him!! Good thing he’s small but still 7 puncture wounds one of which is looking infected!! The grandson and the dog are best buddies. It’ll break their hearts if I give up!! Fuck I hate being indecisive but idk what to do.
It was 31C here a couple of days ago. Today, I turned the fucking heating on.
Thanks Strutz I could live without the rain but cooler temperatures would be great! Way too fucken early for a heatwave!
I’m checking the wounds regularly have a disinfectant on them first sign of anything scary and I will go in! It will break the kids heart if this doesn’t work. He thinks we’re just watching him for a friend. But has mentioned how nice it would be if he could keep him. He had the fastest bath on record tonight so he could get back to the dog. Complete with I don’t need one and there’s no such thing as pigpen! Oh and of course the dog thinks I’m the devil!
And I’m fucking sick. Again! I just got over one from two weeks ago and now here I am again hacking up my lungs and feeling like shit.
It’s like there’s a correlation between people taking their masks off and the spread of disease….
Teaching a race school over the weekend. Why is is so fucking hard to teach people how to be safe in a car? We do this every fucking year (sans Covid) and the last few someone doesn't follow our instructions and lots of damage occurs. In the before time, a guy kept pushing his street prep Corvette 427 too hard, and it's carbon fibre body burst into flame from the heat.
This year, some fucker in Daddy's Porsche didn't follow the "no passing except on certain straights, and only if you are waved by" rule. He passed a brand new Lotus on the inside corner, hit front to back corners, did a fuckton of damage to the Porsche but the Lotus rolled and is likely totalled. No one seriously hurt though.
So apparently I have an unwritten rule in my life where, if I maim or cripple myself, I can only do it doing the most mundane, normal things possible.
Back in my 20's I popped something in my back adjusting a pair of pallets at work and I was bent over like a question mark the rest of the week.
A decade ago I hopped up onto a curb and felt something give. It wasn't till the next day when it was agony to get on/off a forklift that I realized something was wrong.
Five years ago I was walking down stairs when I slipped and fell and smashed my ankle laying me up for six months.
What did I do now? I was bending over to get something out of my toolbox at home and all of a sudden I felt a brutal shooting pain in my back.
Now I can barely fucking walk. It's an ordeal just to sit down in a chair much less get up. Getting out of bed this morning was fucking torture as I could barely move I was in so much pain.
I fucked up the muscle in the lower part of my back. The one you use to bend and twist and use for leverage with almost everything.
This really fucking sucks.
Fuck man, I'm not letting you get in a race car.
Crocs might fucking be for you.
If I ever wear crocs, I deserve whatever fucking takes me out.
Fuck that sounds bad xerxes! I feel the same way sometimes I think I have the balance and coordination of a mushroom! Hopefully you will feel better soon.
Today is so fucking exciting at work, I might throw caution to the wind and shake the crumbs out of the toaster for some drama.
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