US $1.6 BILLION "MegaMillions" lottery for 23 Oct 2018
BartSimpson @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:23 am
Damn. 
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As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:
1. Regardless if they sign on or not Trevor, Hyack, Dr. Caleb, & Strutz each get an equal share of any jackpot.
2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.
3. Just post in the topic and you're in!
4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.
5. The shares of the jackpot will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.
6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.
7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.
8. If we win a jackpot the winning ticket will be turned over to a California law firm that handles lottery disbursements. The cost of this legal representation will be equally shared by the winners.
BartSimpson @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:28 am
Dr. Caleb will need two buckets for sure! ![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
Tricks @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:29 am
Holy. Crap.
Is this the largest in history?
DrCaleb @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:31 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Dr. Caleb will need two buckets for sure!
A wheelbarrow fer sure!
MegaMillions/MicroBillions. Same thing right?
housewife @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:31 am
And the dreams continue for another drawing. With the total climbing someone might be able to get one of those luxury subs after all 
BartSimpson @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:33 am
Tricks Tricks:
Holy. Crap.
Is this the largest in history?
Is this the largest in history?
In US history, yes. But the world record is the Spanish Christmas Lottery which this year is expected to be around €2.8bn.
BartSimpson @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:33 am
housewife housewife:
And the dreams continue for another drawing. With the total climbing someone might be able to get one of those luxury subs after all
We could pool our winnings and have a CKA Navy!
![[cheer]](./images/smilies/icon_cheers.gif "Cheer"){kind=icon}
martin14 @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:44 am
ummm, post ?
Thanos @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:48 am
ook ook! 
housewife @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:49 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
housewife housewife:
And the dreams continue for another drawing. With the total climbing someone might be able to get one of those luxury subs after all
We could pool our winnings and have a CKA Navy!
Just what the world needs a private navy. I have to admit I wouldn't mind a tour and ride.
llama66 @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:55 am
housewife housewife:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
housewife housewife:
And the dreams continue for another drawing. With the total climbing someone might be able to get one of those luxury subs after all
We could pool our winnings and have a CKA Navy!
Just what the world needs a private navy. I have to admit I wouldn't mind a tour and ride.As the future Grand Admiral of CKA's Luxury Submarine Fleet I approve of this.
xerxes @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:56 am
An American El Gordo. I like it.
llama66 @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:01 am
Totally legit painting of me once I have my sub:
PluggyRug @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:40 am
1.6 Gigadollars. Can I have mine in $1 bills, need to impress the 'keep up with the Jones's' type who lives up the road.
Tricks @ Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:43 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
Holy. Crap.
Is this the largest in history?
Is this the largest in history?
In US history, yes. But the world record is the Spanish Christmas Lottery which this year is expected to be around €2.8bn.
2.8 billion euros... You could spend 86 thousand euros a day for a lifetime before you ran out. Assuming no interest gathered.