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(One more time)



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As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:

1. Regardless if they sign on or not Trevor, Hyack, Dr. Caleb, & Strutz each get an equal share of any jackpot.

2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.

3. Just post in the topic and you're in!

4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.

5. The shares of the jackpot will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.

6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.

7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.

8. If we win a jackpot the winning ticket will be turned over to a California law firm that handles lottery disbursements. The cost of this legal representation will be equally shared by the winners.

   

It’s always fun to dream in technicolor for a few days.

   

I see you may have money. I too like money.

   

It is!

I guess that's why I sometimes do this is it's just nice to have a few days to wistfully consider a possibility!

   

I have a mathematical formula for getting most out of a windfall.

   

We need to dream in green.

   

I wonder why we didn't win all those other times?

   

Come on, Daddy needs a retirement home in California...and right now the only way I can afford one is if you win this lottery!

   

post post post.

post.

   

post?

   

Hookers, blow, rinse, repeat.

   

Oh, you don't want to retire here. We're all trying to get the f*** out before the Democrats turn it into Venezuela.

   

Yeah they stopped delivery a while ago, now have to drive to the post office. Which will be okay to pick up a cheque.

   

I'm ready to retire. Lets win this thing.

   

hunga dunga!

   

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