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What the Iraq war is really about

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rearguard @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:45 am

I can hear the insider's talking:<br /> <br /> "You know, bombing a competitor to Isreal's hegemony is a significant bonus, and if we ever manage to secure the oil, that's another big bonus, and speaking of oil, the increase in oil prices due to the instability caused by the war was another really nice bonus.<br /> <br /> As we can all see, there's plenty of honestly good reasons for the Iraq war!<br /> <br /> Next on the list is to wipe Iran of the map, which needless to say comes with lot's and lot's of similar bonuses.<br /> <br /> Afghanistan? Let's see, there's oil and gas, and lot's of drug profits comming our way! Whoo Hooo! Oh, yeah, ever play the game "Risk", well we've got our military bases stuck right in the middle of our main competitors - China and Russia, and we're right along side Iran when we get the go ahead to attack!<br /> <br /> Haiti? We just had to establish military bases in the region so as to protect our drug trade, and securing black slaves are always good for the textile economy.<br /> <br /> The best part of all this, is that we don't have to pay for any of it! Free money from taxes is an amazing racket! Keep up the good work folks, your multi billion dollar bonus cheques are already in the mail!"<br />

   



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