Canuck the Crow flies off with knife from crime scene in Van
Newsbot @ Fri May 27, 2016 7:25 am
Title: Canuck the Crow flies off with knife from crime scene in Vancouver
Category: Funny
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2016-05-27 00:52:42
Canadian
Tyler_1 @ Fri May 27, 2016 7:25 am
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message. 
PluggyRug @ Fri May 27, 2016 9:19 am
Tyler_1 Tyler_1:
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
That wasn't a dream.
BartSimpson @ Fri May 27, 2016 9:26 am
$1:
Const. Brian Montague confirmed that a bird picked up a knife...
In the US this would read:
When the suspect picked up the knife the officer feared for his life and opened fire on the knife-wielding bird shooting it eighteen times in the back.
The shooting has since been determined to have been justified.
raydan @ Fri May 27, 2016 1:25 pm
Tyler_1 Tyler_1:
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
2Cdo @ Fri May 27, 2016 4:24 pm
The bird was obviously an accomplice.
herbie @ Fri May 27, 2016 9:50 pm
Joking online I saw "No murder - only one crow involved"
Tyler_1 @ Sat May 28, 2016 8:33 am
PluggyRug PluggyRug:
Tyler_1 Tyler_1:
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
That wasn't a dream.
Tyler_1 @ Sat May 28, 2016 8:36 am
raydan raydan:
Tyler_1 Tyler_1:
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ohhhh.
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Do you have anything up your sleeve for crocodiles under the bed?
That a happened a couple of times when I woke up and had to pee.
DrCaleb @ Mon May 30, 2016 6:06 am
herbie herbie:
Joking online I saw "No murder - only one crow involved"
If it were two crows, then it would be "attempted murder".