CKA FOR DUMMIES: Revised Edition!





I haven't posted this is a while, so forgive if I'm rusty...




Recently, there have been many intellectually-challenged men(and women. Ref: Batshit Comedy Jam) who have been popping up like a dormant case of herpes every so often. In light of these waves of idiocy, I have taken it upon myself to post the do's and don'ts of CKA...


Golden Rule: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS



Rule #1. Admins and Moderators are Gods. We're not talking Christian God here, we're talking Ancient Gods who demand sacrifice...

Rule #2. Admins and Mods can and will hurt you. Any attempt at ass-kissery or tones of superiority against this group of people will be met with jail time and a possible(more than likely) banning.

Rule #3. Necroposting is tolerated, but much despised. We only let it happen because of the newbies... God(Trevor) help you if you are a long-time and veteran member and necropost...

Rule #4. Thou shalt not make Lord and Master Mustang1 mad, or else he will school your ass in a debate...

Rule #5. Thou shalt not make Lord and Master Dayseed mad, or else he will school your ass in a debate...

Rule #6. Thou shalt not wander off topic, else I bring up a certain picture. Pray you never have to see it...

Rule #7. All are welcome, only those who are not complete batshits, utter assholes or Seperatists(zing!) may stay.

Rule #8. We do not talk about Fight Club...

Rule #9. Stay away from a member named gangstalking, the defacto leader of our Tinfoil Hat Club...

Rule #10. Keep it civil. Otherwise, you will not pass GO and collect $200, but go straight to jail...

Rule #11. Using "your mom", "mom" or "mother" in an insult is utterly pathetic. Try a little harder next time...

Rule #12. Taking someone's name and changing it into something that is supposed to be an insult is only degrading to yourself. Put a little effort into the shit you spew from your mouth...

Ex: Arctic_Menace ==> cold_annoyance






That is pretty much it in terms of basic dummified rules of conduct for CKA. Next version will be out in time for January 2008.....

   

Technically, this has always been in the jokes section, but a lot of people need to see this.

Plus, everything is full of contradictions. My post is no exception...