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Well.. I saw this on another thread on another board at http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=61612

I got a chuckle out of this one....

3. When in the presence of an American, you have the constiutional duty to point out any Canadian you see on TV, radio or the movies. I call it counting Canadians (Hey, did you know that Alex Tribeck is Canadian?).


Another good list:

Reasons to Fear Canada.
BY SEAN CARMAN

Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a "disco phase."

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace."

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.

   

Never had a "Disco Phase"? You kidding me?

In any case, it is a constitutional duty to point out Canadians on T.V and other media and then look at their faces in shock because they thought they were Americans.

   

"Counting Canadians"? I do it all the time, with regularity...

   

FUCKIN' EH! SHORTS THROUGH WINTER BITCHES!

   

I was tempted to buy a book I saw last month, "1000 Canadian Words" or something like that, but I'm still reading through my FUBAR book, that's enough slang to keep me occupied for a while.

   

Is it true they call Winnipeg Winterpeg?

   

Canadian is just a different way to spell American.

   

Yes. We do.

   

We are also in the process of physically moving Climax, Saskatchewan closer to Dildo, Newfoundland.

   

We have a town called Thong here!

   

Went to Atholville NB once. They were nith people.

   

I have sand from Kejimkujik Lake, Nova Scotia. I believe that kejimkujik means dick in a native language. Not sure though...

   

Lime

   

Winterpeg, Man-it's-cold-there, to be precise

   

I heard people there get in the fridge to keep warm

   

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