Canada Kicks Ass
I AM AMERICAN....

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wildfire @ Thu Dec 05, 2002 10:12 am

Hey, I know you are not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I know you don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and even if you don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
that's cool, although they're really really nice.

I don't have a Prime Minister, OR a real president. (lol)
I know you speak English and French, not American.
And I have never heard a canadian pronounce it 'aboot'

I can proudly sew your country's flag on my backpack.(so people will not attack me in other countries.)
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation, (I am a rare breed)
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I know the toque is a hat, a chesterfied is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! (Can't follow there, because I am a southerner with a thick accent. lol)

I know Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey! (and BASKETBALL)
and I agree (especially lately) the best part of North America.

My name is Wildfire!!!!!
And I am a descent American!!!!!!!!

   



RoyalHighlander @ Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:10 pm

:lol: Cool brother and WELCOME.....lmfao THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT THERE

   



wildfire @ Thu Dec 05, 2002 1:08 pm

....sister? I'm a girl. ;) But thanks! I thought it was funny!

   



Canadaka @ Thu Dec 05, 2002 1:10 pm

That was good, didn't catch on till the end that it was your own rant.

   



RoyalHighlander @ Thu Dec 05, 2002 9:26 pm

wildfire wildfire:
....sister? I'm a girl. ;) But thanks! I thought it was funny!

Im sorry M'Lady... :wink:

   



mikeymoo @ Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:42 am

????? what was that. i mean i know canada is great and i love it. but it sounds to me like youd rather be canadian? which is perfectly fine i would to if i wasnt already. and canada sucks at basketball even if a canadian invented it.

   



wildfire @ Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:07 pm

Don't get me wrong my gents, but I do like being American and I love my country. I am moving to Canada for vet school, so I am starting a new life basically... I love Canada (My grandparents are from Nova Scotia), so the country's heritage was taught to me. Being an American. I can see how you all get shafted while being in the shadow of the states... I am applying for dual citizenship...I couldn't ever give up my citizenship to the US, it's a big part of me....I saw the rant and thought it was cute...so I made up my own.... :)

   



Johnny-Canuck @ Sun Dec 08, 2002 5:06 pm

Are you registered wildfire? If not, you should it great here. :wink:

   



wildfire @ Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:04 pm

I am registered now! ;) Thanks for the invite!

   



logansowner @ Fri Feb 21, 2003 2:43 pm

Nova Scotia huh? I live in the Annapolis Valley, it's a great beautiful place :)

Thats was funny, we don't doubt most Americans are cool, just the ones that are really arogant that are annoying :) I think you will have a great time up here.

Logansowner,

   



Regina @ Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:59 am

Wildfire, are you going to Guelph or Saskatoon?

   



Wheels @ Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:48 pm

MOUSEHEAD ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

   



TheDarkCanuck @ Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:38 am

Assimilate the obvious, it's standing right here, right here in front of us.......

   



flyman @ Sun Feb 23, 2003 8:24 am

WILDFIRE you can no go wrong in canada. i have lived as far east as nova scotia and newfoundland. and as far west as british columbia.and i know you will love it in canada. :D

   



wildfire @ Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:58 am

But yeah, I am coming to Canada in a little over 3 months!!! I am going to the University of PEI. :wink:

   



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