I AM AMERICAN....

Hey, I know you are not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I know you don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and even if you don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
that's cool, although they're really really nice.

I don't have a Prime Minister, OR a real president. (lol)
I know you speak English and French, not American.
And I have never heard a canadian pronounce it 'aboot'

I can proudly sew your country's flag on my backpack.(so people will not attack me in other countries.)
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation, (I am a rare breed)
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I know the toque is a hat, a chesterfied is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! (Can't follow there, because I am a southerner with a thick accent. lol)

I know Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey! (and BASKETBALL)
and I agree (especially lately) the best part of North America.

My name is Wildfire!!!!!
And I am a descent American!!!!!!!!

Cool brother and WELCOME.....lmfao THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT THERE

....sister? I'm a girl.

But thanks! I thought it was funny!

That was good, didn't catch on till the end that it was your own rant.

????? what was that. i mean i know canada is great and i love it. but it sounds to me like youd rather be canadian? which is perfectly fine i would to if i wasnt already. and canada sucks at basketball even if a canadian invented it.

Don't get me wrong my gents, but I do like being American and I love my country. I am moving to Canada for vet school, so I am starting a new life basically... I love Canada (My grandparents are from Nova Scotia), so the country's heritage was taught to me. Being an American. I can see how you all get shafted while being in the shadow of the states... I am applying for dual citizenship...I couldn't ever give up my citizenship to the US, it's a big part of me....I saw the rant and thought it was cute...so I made up my own....

Are you registered wildfire? If not, you should it great here. :wink:

I am registered now!

Thanks for the invite!

Nova Scotia huh? I live in the Annapolis Valley, it's a great beautiful place :)

Thats was funny, we don't doubt most Americans are cool, just the ones that are really arogant that are annoying :) I think you will have a great time up here.

Logansowner,

Wildfire, are you going to Guelph or Saskatoon?

MOUSEHEAD ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Assimilate the obvious, it's standing right here, right here in front of us.......

WILDFIRE you can no go wrong in canada. i have lived as far east as nova scotia and newfoundland. and as far west as british columbia.and i know you will love it in canada.

But yeah, I am coming to Canada in a little over 3 months!!! I am going to the University of PEI. :wink: