RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

*I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
business, Midland, Texas, in 1975.

* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.

* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.

* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
over 500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.

*I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.

* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.

* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million American
lost their jobs.

* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.

* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. History, Enron.

* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision.

* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution.

* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip- offs in history.

* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I
presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.

* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government.

* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
history.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.

* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.

* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
mankind.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.

* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.

* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.

* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.

* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden
[sic] to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.

   

Pretty hard truth, huh? The man should be in prison, not the oval office.

   

You guys need are real scary! American Bashing look at your own Country....To you GUYS AMERICA............ARE THE SOVIETS! GET IT TOGETHER!


GOD BLESS AMERICA!


RONALD W.REAGAN 1911-2004 GOD BLESS HIM ALWAYS! REST IN PEACE!

   

Uh, Real American? Neither post is about America, they are about George Bush. How come when I wrote a thing about Islam Karimov nobody accused me of being anti-Uzbek?

   

First:
YOU are scary. Why is it that Shrub is fucking up YOUR country and you are defending him? Very zombie-like behavior, and zombies are scary.

Second:
Shrub isn't just wreaking havoc on YOUR country, if he was, we wouldn't mind quite as much. He is messing with the entire planet, he's making the world an unsafe place. This is why the rest of the planet (not just Canada) is pissed at him.

   

George Bush doesn't represent the majority of Americans because he wasn't elected by the majority of them. If America is a free country then people should be free to critisize there leader. Thats democracy. Bush has cost the lives of many people. And for what? There are no weapons of mass destruction, Iraq had nothing to do with the sept 11 attacks, and America has spent half a trillion dollars on this war. They've accomplished nothing! I'm pretty sure Korea has weapons of mass destruction. So far, America has terrorized Iraq, alot more then Iraq has terrorized the US. Actually, Iraq didn't do anything to the US. So who are the terrorists?

   

And yet nobody has stopped this guy!!! Or what recourse would they have.

On a similar topic, I think that during their elections, we are looking at another Spain attack in the states. A Taliban attack in the last week before the elections. That would put that last nail on Bush's coffin.

-M-

   

I dunno, Mario...al Qaeda sent out one of their press releases buring the primaries saying that they endorsed George Bush because he's incompetent and they'd rather be fighting him than Kerry.

   

Still don't get it do you?

Oops - silly me, of course you do.

You delight in the fact that Al-Quada might wreak havoc and misery upon the people of the United States.

   

   

But if the Election is about the war in Iraq, like it was in Spain, we could presume that they would try another attack.

And, regardless, they are still trying another one on the US. I truly hope that they are caught before they have a chance to kill innocent people.

-M-

   

The Spanish people were already overwhelmingly against the war in Iraq though. A terrorist attack in the US could well solidify support for Bush as it did after 9-11.

   

You have a very good point. But I think that is a 50/50 call. With their upcoming elections, it will be based on their campaigns platforms and how the media will play it.

My take is that right now they are loosing support on that war in Iraq.

-M-

   

That's my take too, but a terrorist attack could turn that around.

   

I completely agree...