STATE of the UNION
tritium @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:18 pm
Bush says we need to invade Canada for the Oil 
hwacker @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:23 pm
How many face lifts has Nancy Pelosi had?
What a smug bitch
Abbas @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:27 pm
tritium tritium:
Bush says we need to invade Canada for the Oil
He wishes, no one is getting us out of our Igloos. F' Bush.
tritium @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:34 pm
Well at one time the United States actually considered invading Canada, but think that would only be if we became a communist state.
1920's to 30's.
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Zipperfish @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:46 pm
They were planning an invasion in the 1920's. Until they remembered the ass-whuppin' we gave 'em in 1812.
dog77_1999 @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:50 pm
You know I wouldn't be surprised if there was a new war plan already made up.
ridenrain @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:52 pm
What was that reguarding an American Foreign Legion?
Yee-ha! The A-team gets a pardon.
Arctic_Menace @ Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:07 pm
$1:
They were planning an invasion in the 1920's. Until they remembered the ass-whuppin' we gave 'em in 1812.
Too fuckin' right.
twister @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:19 am
Harlan McCraney Presidential Speechalist
In honor of tonights State of the Union here's a hilarious video that we posted over a year ago. Andy Dick plays Harlan McCraney Presidential Speechalist, regardless of your political stance this will crack you up.
Harlan McCraney
sandorski @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:25 am
tritium tritium:
Well at one time the United States actually considered invading Canada, but think that would only be if we became a communist state.
1920's to 30's.
[web]http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcanadawar.html[/web]
1920's to 30's.
[web]http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcanadawar.html[/web]
Canada also drew up plans to invade the US around the same time period.
ridenrain @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:12 am
$1:
What was worth commenting on, however, was the contrast in blinks per minute between Pelosi and Cheney. While Pelosi clocked a good 25-30 blinks per minute, Cheney barely mustered 3 or 4. If energy conservation is a personal virtue—as he once said so dismissively—Cheney is a saint. The man functions admirably on standby power.
The only thing that seemed to get him going was when the president urged Americans to reduce gasoline usage by 20% in the next decade, cut imports from the Middle East and pursue alternative energy sources. Suddenly, Cheney’s smirking like it’s all he can do not to burst out laughing.
The only thing that seemed to get him going was when the president urged Americans to reduce gasoline usage by 20% in the next decade, cut imports from the Middle East and pursue alternative energy sources. Suddenly, Cheney’s smirking like it’s all he can do not to burst out laughing.
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ReliableIntelligence @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:21 am
...someone was counting blinks per minute?
'This years vice presidential blink count brought to you by Visine. There's a Visine for that.'
Scape @ Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:24 am
All I seen so far on it is on Bourque is 'BUSH TALKS IRAQ HEALTHCARE & ENERGY' and I thought that's odd, he did seem all that big on Healthcare for his own citizens why healthcare for the Iraqis? There was other columns that said he omitted Katrina, no big surprise there.