Canada Kicks Ass
The truth about Canada, America, and Sam Haller

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Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:47 pm

I am going to sum a few things up about Canada and the U.S.

U.S. = powerful military driven Nation which is doing its damndest to spread democracy around the world.

Canada = cold empty country that has some clumsy cities where people speak an ugly dialect of French.

Sure, label me as an "ignorant American" or something like that but I need to make people realize how unneccessary Canda is. I have visited Quebec and Montreal and they're mediocre cities. I saw the Expos play Mets during my visit to Montreal since I am a big mets fan and I must say, olympic stadium is one of the worst ballparks in the world. And now the team is dead. Good for you Canada. Well you've still got hockey eh? Now I don't mean to sound so harsh, but this is an example of the way Canadians speak of America. Most Canadians simply take stereotypes and exaggerate them to fit a profile. "America is a land where eating babies is a pastime and everyone says 'extreme' really loudly while masterbating to pictures of George Bush and NASCAR"

Bottom line: Canada does not kick ass, it is a barren land mass with a layer of snow and clumsiness. It should simply be part of America and join the ranks of the other boring states like Montana and North Dakota.

The only person I know who likes Canada is this loser named Sam Haller. Sam claimed "oman guys Quebec is so badass, look at this corny plastic dagger I bought there" Sam also posts nude pictures of himself on strictly male sites. Coincidence? I think not.

   



Spolnik @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:58 pm

Yeap, that's Canada in a nut shell... :roll:

Sigh...

   



Streaker @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:00 pm

:roll: Go see a doctor about the infections on your knuckles, pointless. :roll:

PS Apparently you like gay porn sites. Coincidence? I think not.

   



Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:00 pm

Spolnik Spolnik:
Yeap, pretty that's Canada in a nut shell... :roll:

Sigh...


hmm so far the only reply I got isn't even written in English. God knows what language that is...

   



Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:02 pm

Freaker Freaker:
:roll: Go see a doctor about the infections on your knuckles, pointless. :roll:

PS Apparently you like gay porn sites. Coincidence? I think not.


um what do you mean by that? Corny Canadian insult? I think so.

   



Twila @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:03 pm

$1:
Most Canadians simply take stereotypes and exaggerate them to fit a profile. "America is a land where eating babies is a pastime and everyone says 'extreme' really loudly while masterbating to pictures of George Bush and NASCAR




Your trying to get across a point that Canadians use generalizations about Americans and then you say

$1:
Canada = cold empty country that has some clumsy cities where people speak an ugly dialect of French.



I think this thread is pointless. Although it did up my number of posts.....

   



Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:08 pm

Twila Twila:


Your trying to get across a point that Canadians use generalizations about Americans and then you say

$1:
Canada = cold empty country that has some clumsy cities where people speak an ugly dialect of French.





Thats the point, dumbass! Hmm almost as if I was generalizing Canada to make the point that generalizations are stupid! Professor Logic is certainly not available in your area

   



Bonglord @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:10 pm

Someone go call up JonnyBGooodaa or whatever his name is. I believe ive read some of his posts about people over generalizing Americans. I believe this post speaks more for itself.

   



Twila @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:10 pm

$1:
Thats the point, dumbass! Hmm almost as if I was generalizing Canada to make the point that generalizations are stupid! Professor Logic is certainly not available in your area


Logic doesn't seem to be your strong suit either. You've negated the merit of your position.

Dumbass? Did you make that up yourself? So what your saying is that you really didn't want to discuss whether Canada was pointless. You just wanted to troll around?

Well. You've proven yourself to be a Stereotypical American. Too bad. There was almost hope that you'd be an intelligent American.

   



Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:16 pm

Twila Twila:

Dumbass? Did you make that up yourself? So what your saying is that you really didn't want to discuss whether Canada was pointless. You just wanted to troll around?

Well. You've proven yourself to be a Stereotypical American. Too bad. There was almost hope that you'd be an intelligent American.


Dumbass is a word in America, it is used as an insult. Its slang. We have many insults in America, if you happen to be short on them in Canda I could ship a few at a very low rate.

Everyone here is an idiot. I tried to make a point of generalizations by generalizing Canada. That was my point, can someone please understand it. Canadians always refer to America in the worst ways, so I did the same for Canada.

   



RockyMtn_Girl @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:16 pm

Canada_is_pointless Canada_is_pointless:
Canada does not kick ass, it is a barren land mass with a layer of snow and clumsiness. It should simply be part of America and join the ranks of the other boring states like Montana and North Dakota.


I'll go one better. How about you give us Montana and North Dakota and then forget we're even here. Afterall, a "barren land mass" can't be of that much interest to you anyway so why would you want it? It's certainly not some place you'll visiting anytime soon and hey, we're OKAY with that! :P
It's not like you're going to be missed by anyone here.

   



allthatnoise @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:18 pm

This is asinine. Everyone who is suggesting that being stupid translates into being a homosexual needs to be shot for thinking like a Nazi. Furthermore, does Canada kick ass? this is debateable, and frankly the intense amount of Canadian nationalism on this page is a little, well Americanesque to say the least, but Canada-style. Personally, I'm a fan of Canada, while also living in the United States and I say it is not frozen wasteland full of "clumsy" cities. They have less murder/rape than the United States does and has a more rational foreign policy. Not to mention their cities are usually filled with cultured and sophisticated people, as oppose to many folks from the states who don't really give a shit about more than football and The Standard measuring system. (How many feet are in a mile? who the hell knows??) and big cars of course! though there are always exceptions After that rant, i guess i can conclude with this: If you hate Canada so much - fuck off. This is a webpage about Canada so quit wasting yours and ours time, and emberassing your fellow American citizens. heres a hint: get some culture and learn about life outside of your American bubble, maybe you'll be able to appreciate people for what they are- people. Not flags, not idealogies, just plain old human beings, different or not.

   



Twila @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:25 pm

$1:
Canadians always refer to America in the worst ways, so I did the same for Canada.


Your are NOT generalizing here to make a point. Your are generalizing and believing it or you'd understand how a generalization such as the above makes anything you have to say about it POINTLESS. You obviously aren't able to debate.

$1:
Dumbass is a word in America,


Obviously sarcasm is beyond you.

   



Canada_is_pointless @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:29 pm

allthatnoise allthatnoise:
... as oppose to many folks from the states who don't really give a shit about more than football and The Standard measuring system. (How many feet are in a mile? who the hell knows??) and big cars of course! though there are always exceptions


This is exactly what I am talking about. I don't really care much about football, my favorit sport is baseball. I enjoy the metric system more than out clumsy system and use it in all science related classes. I also happen to own a 1992 Honda Civic Hatcheback, which is about as small as a car as you can own. But nooooo!! I am a big loudmouth American who cant get enough football and beer. Oh and I lovvvves my big trucks, I cant get enough of them I already own four.

Go to hell you assholes

   



sk1d @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:34 pm

The best way to deal with someone whos just trying to stir things up is to ignore them. it's not like we're going to be able to change his mind, so don't reply, and he'll eventually go back to his monkey spanking sites.

   



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