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That's brilliant and totally on the mark. Testify!

To lily, please allow me to clarify my benefits statements...
medical, yes. dental, yes. as you call it, "the other", yes. but you missed one....oooh yeah, Baby. Eyeglasses! BAM!!!

   

you guys are funny. i agree with Chopper's thought that confidence is sexy....

this is definitely an interesting topic.....

   

hells yes it is! woohoo! add a skimpy outfit, and you all would rule the world...S#$t, guys! Damnit, I let the secret out!

   

ha ha....how easily we could rule the world....dude you will rue the day you let the secret out!

   

You know the punishment for breaking the rules......no beer, no scratching of the crotchal area, no farting or making fart like noises, no belching and you can't think about sex for a period of 1 hr.

The ladies may thinkk this punishment is light.....but the guys could tell you it would be pretty hard to do for an hour straight!

   

I've already had to reset my punishment 78 times. And it's what? 9:30 here....gonna be a long day...

   

You THINK you want that, but I bet you really don't. Personally, I only tell my fiancée she looks good when it's true. When she looks crappy (relative to her normally stunning self ), I tell her.

If I always said she looked good, it wouldn't mean anything. It becomes a platitude. It's like saying 'I'm fine" when someone asks how you're doing.

When you ask "Honey, how do I look?" on a regular basis, what would you rather hear:

"You look good, just like always." - boring.

or

"Wow, you look great baby. Seriously. You look really stunning tonight."
and from time to time:
"Actually those pants make your butt look fat. Normally you look way better than that".

- CamCKA

   

Lily:
You're killing me here. Let me address some of my concerns:

1. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I think a big bum is what all girls should be shooting for. Not over the top Big Bird bum, but definitely more than you can hold in your cupped hands.

2. Compliments should ALWAYS be genuine. You shouldn't need to throw out a generic "Wow, you have lovely eyes." Eye compliments are a cop-out. No thought, no originality. Dig deep guys.

3. You are totally bumming me out with the 'stache thing. While I was on tour, I was injured in a tragic drunken shaving incident, and my mustache was required to be amputated. Don't feel completely bad, because it was self-induced and a judgement error on my own part. As it turns out, your depth perception is highly affected by alcohol. Who knew? Public Service Announcement for Men: DO NOT DRINK AND SHAVE

Editted:
I had to add: As far as the latte foam in a guy's mustache goes...If a guy has latte foam in his stache, I don't think he's interested in girls

   

yeah, compliments need to be real and need to be voiced....sure I understand that you think so and so is a real hottie, but what about ME?

added:
sometimes i forget what a great guy i've got and then i go and do something STUPID....like when i'm pissed at him.

   

That Heartless Bastard!!! It really bugs me when guys do that. USA Babe, you are too good for him.....Come to Chopper

   

Well, just when I thought I was in the clear with my punishment I realized. I believe I went the hour without thinking about sex, but I had two beer for lunch...with lunch. Back to square one.

Lily. Just for my own clarification. I meant my benefits cover glasses frames. I'm told that's significant (I really don't know). No 'stach, I'm told it's not pleasant...'down there'.

usababe. Your man sounds like a choad, but have your told him? It sounds almost ~too~ dumb to do that consistantly. And remember, if a guy uses the word 'cute' she probably is. And 'cute' is often an adjective used to describe a chick who has hit her max. A 'gorgeous' or 'stunning' or 'elegent' woman is never described as cute.

Chopper. Big ups on the butt comment. I would only add that it's all about proportion.

   

hey, is that cop guy you use from south park? that's a disgustingly funny show.

   

As far as compliments and saying stuff like 'i love you', we just never add the second bit: "...untill further notice". For example, when we say "You're beautiful", we mean "Your beautiful, until further notice" but that just doesn't seem to be as romantic for some reason.

And guys, don't say anything good about others (while in the presence of your girlfriend, wife, etc) unless forced to. Just because you think it doesn't mean she wants to hear it. And if those two things are a revelation to you, well then you are a knob!

   

i am learning so much....it's very entertaining, er, i mean, informative.

   

It sure is. Officer Barbrady. Canadians Matt Parker and Trey Stone should be proud eh?!!!!

"You gotta get them in the head. They go down quicker."
Officer Barbrady explaining the use of the baton to Eric Cartman

   

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