Spam, just pure unadultered spam.
Maphy wasn't born in the normal matter. All that really happened was that Maphy's father jerked off on a rock and it hatched in the sunshine.
'Zactly, Baby Hitler. Who the fuck would watch a Chelsea game?
"Hmmm, I think I'll post a site I'm promoting by shitting all over another site. That always works! I am so clever!"
Morans.
Thanks Lemmy!