Canada....why you should visit

In light of the events from 9/11/2001, the tourism industry is still licking its wounds somewhat, and while watching today's TV commercials, I'm find their approachs are getting slighly dated. With the old phrases like I Love NY, and Ontario..Yours To Discover, maybe we should try a different younger, edgier and hipper approach to draw tourists. I invite you to show some creativity in creating the new slogan that will bring the almighty American dollar to the North.

Some ideas I had were:

Canada... we know hockey!
Canada... beacuse booze doesn't need to be watered down
Canada.... we're going to legalize pot!
Canada... because we have stricter gun laws (note: this may not go over to well in some of the southern states)
Canada... beacuse the Ameriacn side of Niagara Falls sucks ass
Canada...beacuse you pay for 2 Extra Value Meals at McDonalds with a 20 Dollar Bill and get $21Cdn back

Any other suggestions?

How about

Canada... becase us hosers don't believe in stereotypes, eh?

God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!

On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

Low Crime rate here in Canada...

Canada... because if Canadian Women didn't kick ass, Kid Rock wouldn't be marrying one.

Hello out there, we're on the air
It's Hockey night tonight
The tension grows, the whistle blows
And the puck goes down the ice

The goalie jumps and the players bump
The fans all go insane
The home crowd roars, Bobby scores
At the good old Hockey game

Oh! The good old Hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old Hockey game!

Second period
Where players dash with skates a flash
The home team trails behind
But they grab the puck and go bursting up
And they're down across the line

They storm the crease like bumble bees
They travel like a burning plane
We see them slide the puck inside
It's a one-one hockey game

Oh! The good old Hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old Hockey game!

Third period, last game of the playoffs too!
Oh take me where the hockey players
Face-off down the rink
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up
For the champs who win the drink

Now the final flick of a hockey stick
And on one gigantic screen
Well the puck is in - the home team wins
That good old hockey game

Oh! The good old Hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old Hockey game!

Canada... because we haven't attacked the White House in almost 200 years.

Becuase we have forums that clearly KICK ASS!

I love Canada for its enormous unspoiled nature. There is no place like Algonquin, jasper and banf.

This book is a great guide for Canadian activities:

http://www.onbudget.ca/details.html?itemId=0471778176