CKA Pets - Page 2

They are a great dog.. good for apartment living and they rarely bark. I have a miniture german Schnauzer as well. I rescued the boston from a mill. He is a great pet and well behaved. He has to wear the boots because they can't handle exteem temperatures. Get one Bodah...awesome pet.

That's why I want the Boston, I live in an appartment. Don't want a big dog nor a yappy one. Strange, the appt I live in dogs are allowed but not cats. Landlord is extremely allergic to cat dander.

Plus their fucking cool looking, they look like Bats.

This is one of my cats, Hector.

He's cute, very friendly, but he's like a thirty year old child that lives in the house. He consumes, doesn't listen and is generally a lout with one hell of an attitude (you can tell by the photo).

He picks on the dog and the other cat and acts like a jackass by climbing up on the cupboards and getting stuck behind the dishwasher. I'd label him dumb if I didn't think he was going out of his way to do everything on purpose. That's why I label him a jerk... a lovable jerk though. :lol:

TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

'1'
Blaming your farts on me......
not funny... not funny at all !!!

'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG

'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back!

'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous..

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

I'm sure most of you have seen Killer before,

a Chilean blonde tarantula, don't do no tricks, go walkies or crap on the floor....or elsewhere.....

....anybody remember Fat Freddie's cat....