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Yep, there are now a few dozen CBC emojis, for when you want to use a caricature of Peter Mansbridge to say that bae needs to come over for Arctic Air and Chill.

   

Good to see the taxpayers dollars being spent so wisely. I wonder why they waited till after JT was elected.

   

I don't use this term too often but it applies when I say these things seem so gay.

   

Never used an emoji... never will.

   

Here's the emoticon I believe should be most closely associated with the tone, tenor, and participants in the CBC website comments section. I give you the wit and wisdom and pop culture cache of goatse pancake bunny!



Take a good look (and whiff) CBC'ers, because this one fits you to a fucking T.

   

I went looking for this one, because I was going to put CBC's name on it for a joke.

Turns out I don't have to.

They admit it.

CBC pile of poo emoji.

http://i.cbc.ca/1.3044093.1429726786!/f ... -emoji.jpg

Well either CBC admits it, or somebody got there before me.

Here's a mini version for Neil MacDonald to sign off on his "analysis".

   

I'd put on a latex glove, and wash my hands thoroughly afterwards, and shake the hand of whichever hacker manages to take that emo and turn it into the masthead logo for all of CBC.ca. That kind of audacious blow against the enemy deserves nothing less than thorough congratulations.

   

Relax guys it's just advertising. Personally I don't think I need emojis of the Murdoch Mysteries characters ...unless they make one for the character Harper played in that cameo. That one would come in handy!

Edit: o wait I see they did make one, it's in NF's post! Haha.

   

Odd that they couldn't do one of Don Cherry given how overwhelmingly popular he still is. But I can see that setting off too many trigger warnings because of all of Don's blatant micro- and macro-aggressions that upset the sensitives far too often.

If they're going to go back as far as Kids In The Hall they could have at least done one of Buddy Cole.

   

Moral of the story: act like a prick and make special effort to tell the world that "youdon't care what people think" at every opportunity, then those same people aren't going to go out of their way to honour you, especially once you're no longer useful.

   

What, no Jian choking a co worker????

   

I suppose they actually covered the "I don't care what people think" category quite effectively with the emo of Saint Suzuki.

   

Suzuki is hardly the left's Don Cherry. Plus, he's still useful.

   

To old farts like you and I, it seems like a waste of money, but if you want most young kids to pay attention to anything these days, you need stupid crap like this.

   

If the CBC wanted the youths to pay attention, they could try producing good television.

   

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