Why Canada is great
Scarecrow @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:24 pm
A posting of random thing I've found on the web
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Proud because Canada is a land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
Our Prime Minster had the balls to say Fuck you and your war plan, Bush (but I'm paraphrasing)
'A country with 1/6th of the economy of america, but 1/10th of the people. A lack of superior military. But we don't need the military, we aren't off starting wars or pissing people off. We are the country that invented peace keeping, the idea of middle powers and socialism. We are multicultured as opposed to the tried and failed melting pot theory (geez, hasnt worked in a few hundred years give it up!). We are a country with $600 billion debt as opposed to the states $600 trillion debt... you may have more toys and seemingly more money but eventually you have to pay it back. A country that promotes education and peace as opposed to war and hatred (for the record i dont blame americans, i blame your president) A country with a working political system, Hello, Bush didn't have the majority of the votes until florida anyway.. and doesnt his brother live there or something? A country with cheap beer good quality beer, fresh water, awesome hockey, and respect.'
'A country of fine taste, sexy open women, great beer(which we can legally drink before we're halfway to 40), great weed(which we can smoke without fear) and a damn fine Hockey team. Despite our grudge against Americans(they got more hockey teams) deep down we owe you guys huge. Think about it, Canada-America=Poor People eating potatoes. We are just bitter about Dubya, thats all. Take our beef back, please. Our cows arent that mad! Stop starting wars though Americans, no one likes that. But lets be friends shall we. And we DID burn down the White House. It was British Officers using Canadian troops. But hey, you guys started it. Also, our accents are definatly a lot more ear pleasing then yours. You guys butcher the English language, no offense.'
'-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world.
-We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south.
-We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping.
-We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars.
-Canadian Beer, #1.
-Crime is substantially less than that of the US.
-Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe.
-Universal Healthcare.
-Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look.
-You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural.
-For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.
Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live.
I'm so proud to live in this great country.'
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:29 pm
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
A posting of random thing I've found on the web
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Proud because Canada is a land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
Our Prime Minster had the balls to say Fuck you and your war plan, Bush (but I'm paraphrasing)
'A country with 1/6th of the economy of america, but 1/10th of the people. A lack of superior military. But we don't need the military, we aren't off starting wars or pissing people off. We are the country that invented peace keeping, the idea of middle powers and socialism. We are multicultured as opposed to the tried and failed melting pot theory (geez, hasnt worked in a few hundred years give it up!). We are a country with $600 billion debt as opposed to the states $600 trillion debt... you may have more toys and seemingly more money but eventually you have to pay it back. A country that promotes education and peace as opposed to war and hatred (for the record i dont blame americans, i blame your president) A country with a working political system, Hello, Bush didn't have the majority of the votes until florida anyway.. and doesnt his brother live there or something? A country with cheap beer good quality beer, fresh water, awesome hockey, and respect.'
'A country of fine taste, sexy open women, great beer(which we can legally drink before we're halfway to 40), great weed(which we can smoke without fear) and a damn fine Hockey team. Despite our grudge against Americans(they got more hockey teams) deep down we owe you guys huge. Think about it, Canada-America=Poor People eating potatoes. We are just bitter about Dubya, thats all. Take our beef back, please. Our cows arent that mad! Stop starting wars though Americans, no one likes that. But lets be friends shall we. And we DID burn down the White House. It was British Officers using Canadian troops. But hey, you guys started it. Also, our accents are definatly a lot more ear pleasing then yours. You guys butcher the English language, no offense.'
'-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world.
-We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south.
-We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping.
-We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars.
-Canadian Beer, #1.
-Crime is substantially less than that of the US.
-Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe.
-Universal Healthcare.
-Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look.
-You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural.
-For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.
Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live.
I'm so proud to live in this great country.'
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Proud because Canada is a land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
Our Prime Minster had the balls to say Fuck you and your war plan, Bush (but I'm paraphrasing)
'A country with 1/6th of the economy of america, but 1/10th of the people. A lack of superior military. But we don't need the military, we aren't off starting wars or pissing people off. We are the country that invented peace keeping, the idea of middle powers and socialism. We are multicultured as opposed to the tried and failed melting pot theory (geez, hasnt worked in a few hundred years give it up!). We are a country with $600 billion debt as opposed to the states $600 trillion debt... you may have more toys and seemingly more money but eventually you have to pay it back. A country that promotes education and peace as opposed to war and hatred (for the record i dont blame americans, i blame your president) A country with a working political system, Hello, Bush didn't have the majority of the votes until florida anyway.. and doesnt his brother live there or something? A country with cheap beer good quality beer, fresh water, awesome hockey, and respect.'
'A country of fine taste, sexy open women, great beer(which we can legally drink before we're halfway to 40), great weed(which we can smoke without fear) and a damn fine Hockey team. Despite our grudge against Americans(they got more hockey teams) deep down we owe you guys huge. Think about it, Canada-America=Poor People eating potatoes. We are just bitter about Dubya, thats all. Take our beef back, please. Our cows arent that mad! Stop starting wars though Americans, no one likes that. But lets be friends shall we. And we DID burn down the White House. It was British Officers using Canadian troops. But hey, you guys started it. Also, our accents are definatly a lot more ear pleasing then yours. You guys butcher the English language, no offense.'
'-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world.
-We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south.
-We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping.
-We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars.
-Canadian Beer, #1.
-Crime is substantially less than that of the US.
-Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe.
-Universal Healthcare.
-Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look.
-You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural.
-For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.
Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live.
I'm so proud to live in this great country.'
LOL, if thats all it takes to be proud to be Canadian...wooo weeee. Good one. Despite all the inaccuracies in your post, you really dont have anything to be proud of. The U.S does all the work and your proud of that? The U.S pays for everything and your proud of that? You need us more than we need you and your proud of that?........hmmm
Scarecrow @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:37 pm
I... I didn't write it. It says at the top RANDOM STUFF FOUND ALL OVER THE WEB. Mostly stuff at Urban Dictionary.
The Hoser @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:42 pm
Care to point out the inaccuracies? Oh, and Canada supplies 1/5th of all US imports, plus half of your electricty. The US supplies 1/8th of Canadian imports and next to no power. If we shut down the boarder... GG America.
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:45 pm
SadBlue SadBlue:
Care to point out the inaccuracies? Oh, and Canada supplies 1/5th of all US imports, plus half of your electricty. The US supplies 1/8th of Canadian imports and next to no power. If we shut down the boarder... GG America.
Expect me to accept this at face value? Need proof bud. Otherwise, its just a rambling inefficient counterattack. GG america if you shut down the boarder??? Never heard so much load of crap in my life. You need to reverse that.
Scarecrow @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 pm
Heh. Well, the list was fun.
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:51 pm
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
Heh. Well, the list was fun.
FUN fabricating things to be proud of?????? Are Canadians this desperate?
Scarecrow @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:55 pm
W.Bush Esquire W.Bush Esquire:
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
Heh. Well, the list was fun.
FUN fabricating things to be proud of?????? Are Canadians this desperate?
What the hell is wrong with you? It was just something to do in my spare time. Calm the fuck down.
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:55 pm
lily lily:
Yup... especially Smarties, CFL, Mr. Dressup, Tim Horton's, and the tongue on cold metal. 
Wow, smarties....
CFL is a joke
as well as Mr.Dressup
Tim Hortens is more American now
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:55 pm
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
W.Bush Esquire W.Bush Esquire:
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
Heh. Well, the list was fun.
FUN fabricating things to be proud of?????? Are Canadians this desperate?
What the hell is wrong with you? It was just something to do in my spare time. Calm the fuck down.
LOL, look whose talking. Language boy language.
The Hoser @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:56 pm
Bush, you really, really reflect your name well. Your an arrogant, retarted, moronic hatemongerer who comes in a ruins our fun. Oh, and do you remember the time a while ago when the power to the east coast was completely gone becasue a Canadian power plant went down?
Scarecrow @ Fri May 20, 2005 9:58 pm
Bush, why'd you have to go and ruin it? It was a joke. Humour. You know that concept? Now you've ruined it.
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 10:00 pm
SadBlue SadBlue:
Bush, you really, really reflect your name well. Your an arrogant, retarted, moronic hatemongerer who comes in a ruins our fun. Oh, and do you remember the time a while ago when the power to the east coast was completely gone becasue a Canadian power plant went down?
LOL, nice response. You resort to name calling when no argumentive value is in your grasp. Nice, very nice. Is this what Canadians do, call people names when nothing goes their way? You value me by my log in name...why? Why do you judge me by my name? Fun? Fun proving you wrong...its tough to be wrong and take criticism isnt it?
The Hoser @ Fri May 20, 2005 10:00 pm
Can you blame a guy who idolizes George Dubya? He obviously has issues.
W.Bush Esquire @ Fri May 20, 2005 10:02 pm
SadBlue SadBlue:
Can you blame a guy who idolizes George Dubya? He obviously has issues.
Ha ha yah I have issues. Take a look at yourselves. Pathetic. You like fabricating truths and you think I have issues....