William Shatner kicks ass
Scarecrow @ Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:54 pm
"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say "one"], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"
Ripcat @ Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:03 pm
Denny Crane! 
Canadaka @ Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:55 am
Shatner rules!
Watched an old ww2 movie called Trial at Nuremberg or something, Shatner was in it to my surpise.
Tman1 @ Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:37 pm
Anybody watch Tekwar?
ImWithTheBand @ Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:45 pm
Hey, how come he keeps popping up in television commercials? What's with that? Some sort of subliminal advertising?
bootlegga @ Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:11 pm
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say "one"], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"
Too funny!
Streaker @ Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:34 pm
bootlegga bootlegga:
Scarecrow Scarecrow:
"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say "one"], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"
Too funny!
That's a classic!
Anyone remember his first priceline.com ad? Surreal!
themasta @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:09 pm
If you don't like Shatner get the f**k off my island!
jullian @ Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:16 pm
Yea Shatner is canadian. but like all other famous canadians, he lives and works in the united states.
canuckns @ Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:28 pm
Played paintball against Shatner last year during his charity event at Challenge Park extreme in Joliet, Illinois.
Great guy. For a 73 year old (at the time) he played all day and never once faultered. Although we severly beat him and his team, he was and still a stand guy. Gracious in defeat as in victory.
I am proud to have met him.
Giselle @ Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:31 pm
William Shatner + Ben Folds = Absolutely hilarious music.
He was hilarious as the moon space port commander guy in the second Airplane (?) flick. That was funny.
Streaker @ Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:41 pm
$1:
William Shatner + Ben Folds = Absolutely hilarious music.
I hear Shatner's recent album, "Has Been", was pretty good. Was Ben Folds involved with that?
WLDB @ Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:52 am
Canadaka Canadaka:
Shatner rules!
Watched an old ww2 movie called Trial at Nuremberg or something, Shatner was in it to my surpise.
Watched an old ww2 movie called Trial at Nuremberg or something, Shatner was in it to my surpise.
Judgment at Nuremberg. Shatner played the aid to the judge played by Spencer Tracy.
Shatner rocks!