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Its ok, let it go he's been warned....

   

You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

   

there's no need to worry!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

You guys should see the how people from France talk. We modified it our way. WE NOW TALK QUEBECOIS! esti

   

you know your Canadian when:

You know what a chesterfield is

What Poutine is


The importance of beer at every social occasion/holiday

   

when you bother to reply to posts like this, and you mean it, and you dont have state Canada as ruler of the world to be proud of it, cause its great as it is- the geography is astounding, the people are beatuiful and the beer is not just coloured water...- and you know it.

   

When you learned to skate before you learned to walk.

   

thank god for nabob.....


americans don't know what the heck nabob is but of course...its that wonderful coffee we canadians all know

so nabob for everyone

   

You know you're CANADIAN....

When you're proud to have a rodent as your national animal.

When you're favourite TV stars are Steve Smith, Rick Mercer, and Dan Aykroyd.

   

Gentlemen we digress...

I am a real Canadian since I know:

Red Green isn't a colour tint for Behr paints
ruff is what dogs say- roof is on the top of your house
Tim Horton's is not the invention of an ad company exec
Munching on Beaver Tails doesn't take much courage or CCOC
Bridges of Madison County was FICTION-and at it's worst!
Drinking a Laurentide in Quebec est la meme chose que drinking a Labatt's 50 in Ontario. Same taste different label.
Black Label is a Canadian brewski

   

Canadian Tire money won't pay the rent!

   

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