Canadian Taxes
1. Accounts Receivable Tax
2 Building Permit Tax
3 Capital Gains Tax
4 CDL License Tax
5 Cigarette Tax
6 Corporate Income Tax
7 Court Fines (indirect taxes)
8 Dog License Tax
9 Federal Income Tax
10 Federal Unemployment Tax
11 Fishing License Tax
12 Food License Tax
13 Fuel Permit Tax
14 Gasoline Tax
15 Hunting License Tax
16 Inheritance Tax
18 Revenue Canada Penalties (tax on top of tax)
19 Liquor Tax
20 Local Income Tax
21 Luxury Taxes
22 Marriage License Tax
23 Medicare Tax
24 Property Tax
25 Real Estate Tax
26 Septic Permit Tax
27 Service Charge Taxes
28 Social Security Tax
29 Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
30 Sales Taxes
31 Recreational Vehicle Tax
32 Road Toll Booth Taxes
33 School Tax
34 Provincial Income Tax
35 Unemployment Tax
36 Telephone Federal Excise Tax
37 Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
38 Telephone Federal, and 39 Local Surcharge Taxes
40 Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
41 Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
42 Telephone and Local Tax
43 Telephone Usage Charge Tax
44 Toll Bridge Taxes
45 Toll Tunnel Taxes
46 Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
47 Trailer Registration Tax
48 Utility Taxes
49 Vehicle License Registration Tax
50 Vehicle Tax
51 Watercraft Registration Tax
52 Well Permit Tax 53 Workers Compensation Tax
54 GST on everything including your funeral
55 Postage Stamp Tax (tax on tax)

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago. Our
nation
was
prosperous, had absolutely no national debt, had one of the largest
middle classes in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened??? .

   

oh my! basically all our money goes to the government via taxes and they have the nerve to say they need more? what a crazy bunch of politicans

   

war started, we needed quick revenue fast. then the government decided to keep the taxes in place.

   

Government greed as outlined in the rules and regulations below...

Official government dress code section (F), paragraph c. section 11.
The back pockets on all trousers (dress pants) worn by elected members and their appointed staff and chattels will be made deep and large to accommodate necessary bribe and corruption monetary gains.
In the rare event that the pocket becomes full and overflowing, all members of government and their officials shall endeavor to keep the overflow from becoming visible to the general public.
If the overflow inadvertently shows visibility to Canadian tax payers, an official denial will immediately be forthcoming and the government shall deny all and any responsibility of the said visible overflow.
In the event that the RCMP is called in to investigate the said overflow, a full denial shall be issued in accordance with section (Z), paragraph a. sections 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.
The rarely used sub section 62 (How to step down if found out) is to be deleted from all future issues of the official operating codes and rules until such time that this sub section becomes obsolete.

For further information on these and other guides and practices please read the unofficial rules and regulations found in the "Red Book".

   

- TOUCHDOWN!!

   

hahaha or just like that f#cking new annoying commercial ...where they sing...I got my hand in your pocket ...god that drives me nuts...the irony of that commercial is ....I bet it gets played like ten times election night

   

That's the best man...

   

Absolutley hilarious!!!!!

Taxes were first brought into this country as part of the war measures act, and was never repealed. The part that bugs me about all this is that nearly 100 years later, people seems to have forgotten that, and taxes to the govrenment are looked at as just another entitilment.

Now don't get me wrong, some of our tax dollars go to important programs such as health care, national defense, and Liberal friendly ad agencies, uhh I mean, keeping this country together. This money is needed in our society as it currently stands. Our politicians should really remember this the next time they think of raising them, and remeber why they have that money in the first place.