http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html

From my first round:

Q: Are you gay?
A: Please ask again.

Q: Am I gay?
A: No.

Q: Is Ron Paul a psycho?
A: Signs point to yes.

Q: Should I kill my idiot neighbours?
A: My sources say yes.

Awesome!

Ziggy - this one has the same potential for hilarity as the infamous Chretienizer!

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Q: Is pro wrestling real?
A: You're going to die.

WTF kind of attitude is that? Reminds me of a social studies teacher I once had.

But it does get better:

Q: Is Peter North my real father?
A: My sources say yes.