The Center for Disease Control has released a new list of symptoms of bird
flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

   

yup,a classic Simpson's Disorder

   

Love it! Off to copy, paste and print.......for posting, on a bulletin board, on a real wall. (OK, so if I have enough time I just might "e" it off to a few dozen of my nearest and dearest.