Canada Kicks Ass
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ShepherdsDog @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:49 pm

So many things come to mind looking at this. Let's see what you can do with this picture.

   



PluggyRug @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:55 pm

PM...."he was holding this football"

RF...."hope no one tells him about me getting kicked outa the coaching job"

   



ShepherdsDog @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:07 pm

I was thinking....

SH: Blah blah blah blah

RF: Look at the pretty colours.

   



Thanos @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:53 pm

SH: I hated firing Helena Guergis because the girl had an ass like dat! Uhhn! (makes grabbing gesture with hands)

RF: I hope all those shiny swirling patterns I'm seeing at in the floodlights are because I'm stoned and not because I'm having another heart attack.

   



N_Fiddledog @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:38 pm

Steven Harper: What? You think I'm scared cause you've got Libby Davies on a chain. Let her loose. Go ahead. Come at me Bitch.

Rob Ford: I made poopies.

   



martin14 @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:41 pm

SH: This is where Ima gonna put Justin's head during the next election.

RF: Hey Achmed, just throw the bag of crack down now, I can't wait for going out back.

   



Freakinoldguy @ Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:44 pm

PM: And the guy had balls this big. Just ask Rob..........Rob...........Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob Ford: One pill makes you larger, And one pill makes you small, And the ones that Mikey gave me, don't do anything at all, Go ask Robbie when he's ten feet tall, and if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall, tell 'em a hookah smoking crackhead, has given you the call to call Robbie when he was just small.

   



PublicAnimalNo9 @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:08 am

Harper: Well, I wear a man bra because otherwise my moobs would hang down to here.

Ford: I can't believe that sum'bitch has been holding out on me this whole time.

   



Public_Domain @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:18 am

:|

   



stratos @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:36 am

The Bag of Crack was this big

Oh look a bag of Crack is just hanging up there

   



PostFactum @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:49 am

The second one is looking for some flies on celling.

   



Regina @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:19 am

RF: Hope that sniper is a good shot.

   



Jabberwalker @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:53 am

[Ford thinks: "I smell dope burnin!"]

   



Lemmy @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:16 am

SH: It makes me look slimmer when I surround myself with fatter people.

RF: When I look up, all those excess chins disappear.

   



Thanos @ Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:50 am

SH: I thought Chris Farley was supposed to be dead. Why is he standing next to me?

RF: I shouldn't have survived last night's bender. Shouldn't I be dead by now?

   



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