This should satisfy his fans here...
[video width=400 height=350]http://y.wimp.com/file/a7e91e2311da889ca25d81826840de99/441b8c9b/v/chuck.wmv[/video]
Wow I love Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Where the hell did this stuff originate?