Funny Celebrity Quotes
Canadaka @ Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:37 pm
thought i would start a thread where people can post funny celebrity quotes.
here is one to start it off:
Arnold Schwarzenegger | California Gubenatorial Candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger | California Gubenatorial Candidate:
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Johnnybgoodaaaaa @ Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:53 pm
Here's a good one:
Britney Spears said:
$1:
Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.
....actually, it's pretty scary that people actually think like that...
Ontario_Born @ Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:52 pm
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
dknychic @ Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:21 am
Johnnybgoodaaaaa Johnnybgoodaaaaa:
Here's a good one:
Britney Spears said:
....actually, it's pretty scary that people actually think like that...
Britney Spears said:
$1:
Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.
....actually, it's pretty scary that people actually think like that...
Hehe. Scared the crap outta me too lol!
Here's one:
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
Ellen DeGeneres
usababe @ Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:57 am
Britney Spears is a moron.... 
that Barbara Bush comment is a hoot!!!
Canadaka @ Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:40 pm
$1:
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
lol, I like this one
HockeyBabe @ Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:52 pm
ok this one is a little bit weird, I have to explain it, but Shania Twain was doing a performance in Ottawa and, silly her, she went onstage with a Leafs outfit on. During the performance, she went into the audience and started talking to Alanis Morisette. She was bending over in front of some guys and she said "Sorry about my butt there guys. You know, I would take a seat, but I wouldn't dare sit on a swollen member!" lol
hey, I thought the Jack Nicholson one was funny too.