Why General Hillier Kicks Ass:

There is no evolution, only a list of animals General Hillier lets live.

Crop circles are General Hillier way of telling the world the some times corn just needs to lay the fuck down.

General Hillier doesn't need to read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

They once made a Rick Hillier toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rick Hillier's fucking fist.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball General Hillier played in second grade.

General Hillier is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like General Hillier .

Brokeback Mountain isn't just the name of a movie. It's also what they call the pile of dead ninjas in General Hillier's front yard.

In the beginning there was Nothing. Then General Hillier punched Nothing in the face and told him to get a job. That's how the world was created.

Superman wears General Hillier Pajamas!

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for General Hillier.

I heard General Hillier died in Afghanistan but Death was too afraid to tell him.

Even General Hillier 's garbage can will not tolerate your rubbish.

There's steel, rock, diamonds, and then there's General Hillier.

General Hillier lost his virginity before his father did.

When General Hillier wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

General Hillier is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Bullets dodge General Hillier.

General Hillier doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

General Hillier does not sleep. He waits.

When General Hillier does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with General Hillier.

General Hillier doesn't have any hair on his balls;because hair can't grow on steel. Hiller

   

More original jokes should be made.

   

   

That cheered me up. Thanks.

   

All operations around the world were to called Operation Hillier. This was abandoned as the sheer terror instilled by the name of it sent the taliban running like girls.

   

i couldn't agree more..


those are just chuck norris jokes with someone elses name.. boo urns to that


there will never be another chuck

   

General Hillier once saved a child from a gun-wielding shark using nothing but his moustache. These events are what prompted Stephen Spielberg to make "Jaws".

   

Actually, the first ones were of Vin Diesel.

   

General Hillier is so fucking cool, he pisses ice cubes.

General Hillier drinks the beer then eats the bottle.

General Hillier is so mean he once killed a man, then preformed CPR on him and revived him just so he could kill him again.

General Hillier eats babies.

General Hillier aint da bye dat bilds dat boat but he is da bye dat sinks em.

General Hillier will make you shit your pants just by lookng in your direction.

The "Big Bang" theory was General Hillier punching God in the face for looking at him funny.

   

General Hillier never smiles because if he did, it would solve all the world's problems. He doesn't do this, because then he'd be out of a job.



General Hillier was crucified on the cross nearly 2000 years ago and came back to life, but let some guy named Jesus take the credit.



General Hillier's favourite song is "Highway to the Danger Zone".

   

again with the chuck norris jokes

   

Should have been around the last time we did this. Or the time before that...