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Yo Chopper

What's the smallest organ in a Sheep??


Your Penis!!

   

Penatrator recently went onto bankruptcy. He was a huge Liberace fan, and when they settled up Pen's holdings, they found out he only had one piano...

but he had organs coming out of his ass!!!!!!!

   

Hahahahahahahahaha

   

We've been outside....and he got it all over him

Big plans this weekend Pen? Just got off the phone with Kate!!!!! I may need to go and visit

   

TRUE STORY


One Day Chopper was bear hunting and having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.

Chopper's shock was increased when the bear spoke to him. "You are hunting me, I'll bet", said the bear. "You may choose your punishment. Either I will maul you to death or fuck you up the arse!"

Chopper didn't want to die, so he consented to give the bear the pleasure of his booty. The bear left satisfied and the hunter returned to his cabin.

The next day, Chopper decided to kill the bear for revenge. But, as luck would have it, the grizzly found him first. Once again, Chopper felt the tap on his shoulder and the bear made his request. Chopper dropped his pants, bent over, and took what the beast had to offer.

The third day, the Chopper was really irate and decided he would torture and kill that bear! Once more, though, the bear was the better hunter. When Chopper felt the familiar tap on his shoulder, he expected to hear the grizzly's offer of a choice again, but this time the bear just said, "You're not really into this for the hunting anymore, are you?!



Little Known fact, Porscheboxster was in the Bear suit

   

   

That is f@$king HILARIOUS!!!!!

Did I ever tell anyone about the time I took Pen hunting? I put him on a stand I had shot a deer at the day before. When I went to check on him, he was perched over a log taking a Biblical dump. I tip-toed up behind him and let off a round. His eyes rolled up into his head and he passed out. I then went to the gut pile, and dragged it over to where he was laying. Two hours later, he showed up in camp looking kind of bedraggled. I asked him what had happened and he told me he had been struck by lightning and had shit his guts out. Keeping my laughter in, I asked him what he had done to rectify the matter...he looked me straight in the eyes and told me that through the grace of God, and with the help of a little stick, he had got them all back in.

   

   

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Chopper and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

   

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it when suddenly Chopper jumped out behind him and screamed "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"

   

If you two wern't friends I'd delete this thread..........actually I wouldn't it way too good. So carry on as if you were normal!!!!!!!!

   

When you look at the first thing for a while your eyes start to hurt...

   

Thanks Regina...Me and Pen are buds from way back. You reminded me of a story...

One day Pen and I were Deer Hunting, and we got a little lost. I called Pen on his radio and said "Wait, don't panic I learned what to do in case this happens. You're supposed to shoot up into the air three times and someone will hear you and come with help,"

"Okay" says Pen. So he shoots three times into the air. We both wait an hour and no one shows up. He calls me on the radio, a little worried. I told him to try it again. So he shoots three times again and still no one shows up. Bewildered he tries this again and again for the next couple of hours.

Pen starts to look a little worried, then he calls me and says "It better work this time, I'm down to my last three arrows!"

   

Reminds me of the time I met Pen.

I had just joined a deer hunting club and the member that recruited me was introducing me to others in the clubhouse. At one point he said, "Now that old fella sleepin' in the corner is ol' Penatrator - our oldest member. Ol' Penatrator has some great deer hunting stories, so make sure you introduce yourself to him later on." Later that morning, ol' Pen awoke and I went over to meet him. "Sir", I said, I'm new to this club. My name is Chopper and it's a pleasure to meet you! They tell me you have some great deer hunting stories - I sure would like to hear one when you have the time."

Ol' Pen lit up at the prospect of someone new to tell his stories to and said, "Son, all I got is time. Why, I'll tell you one right now! Back in nineteen hundred and thutty-seven we were hunting whitetail deer up North. We were out in the timber on the hot, dry mountains for days on end, eatin' what little we could find, sleepin' very little and just plain exhausted. I ain't been so tired before or since! Presently, I came across a tree that offered a little shade. I leaned my gun down against a stump and sat down and leaned my back against that tree. It sure felt good and soon I was sound asleep. Well, son, I don't know how long I slept but what I do know is that I awoke to some rustlin' in the grass. I tried to reach my gun but, before I got to it, this mountain lion leaped out of the grass and let out a blood curtailing ROAAAAAAAR! Son, I tell you! I just shit in my pants!"

Trying to make ol' Pen feel better, I said "You know sir, if that had been me, I think I would have shit in my pants too!" ol' Pen quickly replied, "Oh, no! - no! I didn't mean back then in the woods - I meant just now, when I went ROAAAAAAAAR!"

   

PEN... Chopper...

I don't know what you two guys do for a living, but you should think about taking this freak show of yours on the road!!!??? You guys are f*cking hilarious!!! I try every now and again to bust into one of your threads... it's only in good fun to get you two guys started with one another! I have seen the quality entertainment factor you two have and it's always fun to try and get a little something started!

By the way... the bearsuit wasn't fitting me... I actually think Canadaka had it on that week!? LOL
Sorry... Trevor it was JUST a joke (KA site by the way)!!!

   

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