never ever ever ever Kiss a monkey on the mouth
Fuck man!
Aww.
I JUST HAD MY FUCKIN DINNER MAN.
Ah.
I don't get it - my vision is too blurry.
What the hell am I seeing? (or not seeing properly?) Waaah!
Jeez I still don't see it... oh wait - that isn't his tongue! I think I liked it better when I couldn't make it out. Thre are benefits to visual impairments after all.
Man, That is Fuckin Nasty. DAMMM!.
No wonder monkeys never get anything done. I suspect if men could do that neither would we.