NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nra-ca ... %3ADefault
Class room management issues would disappear overnight 
An English friend of mine posted this.....he'd never heard of the The Onion 
"The Onion" is one of my regular sites I visit. Naming Kim Jong Un one of the world's sexiest men still makes me laugh.
Edit: They had a TV show last year that cracked me up too...

From 2008: (appropriate and accurate too!)
Do you remember the shooting in a little one room schoolhouse in rural Pennsylvania about a decade ago? That was the one where an outsider ran into a school and shot ten (10) little Amish girls ... killing five of them. Now, Amish girls only go as far as Grade 8 in those schools, so they were "pre" and adolescent ... little girls.
So, what is the NRA's answer? They would have been safe if the Amish had been packing properly.
I starting to think that these idiots are probably malignant invaders from another planet (the NRA, not the Amish).
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Naming Kim Jong Un one of the world's sexiest men still makes me laugh.
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING IT'S NOT TRUE?
Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:
So, what is the NRA's answer? They would have been safe if the Amish had been packing properly.
I starting to think that these idiots are probably malignant invaders from another planet (the NRA, not the Amish).
Hell yea. If the Amish had been properly armed, then they could have mowed that bastard down before he got a shot off. Didn't they learn anything from 'Witness'? What have they been watching for 20 years?
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:
So, what is the NRA's answer? They would have been safe if the Amish had been packing properly.
I starting to think that these idiots are probably malignant invaders from another planet (the NRA, not the Amish).
Hell yea. If the Amish had been properly armed, then they could have mowed that bastard down before he got a shot off. Didn't they learn anything from 'Witness'? What have they been watching for 20 years?
Those Amish have a mean streak, they do. The guvvermint had to go door-to-door taking away their rakes and hoes