Doctor: Hear about Stephane Dion?

Nurse: No, I did not? I pray he's not ill...!!!

Doctor: Well he was in the hospital last night for a transplant...

Nurse: Transplant!! Kidney, liver, heart????

Doctor: No... He was in for an asshole transplant...

Nurse: Oh, dear... I hope he's ok... How did he make out?

Doctor: The asshole rejected him....