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Super -Mario- Pick up Lines

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-Mario- @ Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:15 am

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"They don't call me Super for nothing."
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"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."
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"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."
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"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
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"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
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"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
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"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
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"If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."
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"If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."
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-Mario- @ Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:47 am

Just in case one of those lines worked ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

   



-Wario- @ Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:00 am

I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.

   



vonda007 @ Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:45 am

Mario is a fantastic. I like it Mario- !!!

   



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