ok here's the challange .......... are up up for it.........

can we make the worlds most rediculios story.

this isn't my thread by the way it's going to be the 'biggest kick ass story'

Ok the only thing needed is a sense of humor drunk or sober

Ok you ready ............well i am .....ready......steady............erm what comes next ......duuuuuurrrrr.......duuuuuuuurrrrr...mmmmmmmmmmm...... oh i that's it .............. GO!!!!!!!!!

Are we sitting comfroabley then i shall being...............

One day In kickass land some wally deceied to start a silly story only problem was she didn't quiet know how to start off mmmmmmmmm.... Once upon a time ......or on fineday ........one dark night .....she should dedcied so she started with....

A ciggy and a brew and thought somemore ......[brain was starting to hurt by this time]

AHA! got it!!

There was a strange niose coming from the forest and a very strange light dancing on top of the tress.......being curious and very noisey decied to investigate and to ring up some friends first who where camping in the local field well it was kickass hoilday.

{yep the whole forum was one a hoilday }

After waiting for the rest to join her they started into the forest [snap! crack!]

went the branches under foot.....

   

...about that time she also dropped her can of Kokanee because a loud roar startled her. What could it be? Grizzly? Hairy Sasquatch? Could be...but the lights confused her. Bright blue lights dancing among the trees. And she hadn't taken her meds this morning...so she couldn't be hallucinating.....

   

all of a sudden she heard some roaring electric guitar licks and Gene Simmons jumped out of the bushes in his famous Kiss outfit with his tongue hanging out screaming wildly....

   

usababe was so shocked she nearly fell over [mind you she had, had a bit to drink ]

Imwithband was still trying to break free for the staight jacket that had been that had been pulled really tightly by the medicis the night b4

there was a cackling of laughter [ha!ha!HA!] aaaaaaaaaachewwwwwwwww!

in front of them...