This oughta get "Best Short Joke of the Year"!

Non-Rev @ Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:57 pm

$1:

A Three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

G-prime @ Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:05 pm

lol funny stuff

Non-Rev @ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:18 pm

Another Candidate:

$1:

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."

Tman1 @ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:35 pm

Crude, but surprisingly funny.

-Mario- @ Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:56 am

Once upon a time, there was a man who asked this lady in marriage;
She refused
The man lived happy ever after.