Trink das wasser nicht!

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish, Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish farmer replies: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

   

lawl...
Do they really say "kuhen"?

Correct German would be:"Trink nicht das Wasser! Die Kühe haben da rein geschissen!" xD *looooooool*

   

The Amish farmer replies: "Use two hands, you'll get more."