Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just for a moment, think outside yourself...outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...

"Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse: stop yer fockin' clappin, then!"

   

Original: