• "Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan."
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

• "Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey"
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

• "Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram"
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

• "Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar"
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.

• "Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban"
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

• "Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande"
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

• "Balli, Balli, Balli"
Whatever you say.

• "Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti"
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

• "Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma."
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

   

This will be handy for all those hiking and picnicing on the Hindu Kush!

   

Ahahah, listen up man, with this phrases death will come faster or they'll be laughing like horses, so there will be a possibility to run away

   

Brilliant. ty.

   

How about:

Is that a US Navy SEAL behind you?

   

How bout... how long till the pizza guy is here?

   

With my beer.

   

That wouldn't get you very far in the middle east unless you were travelling in Iran or parts of Afgahnistan. Not exactly the middle east.

Thats farsi, not Arabic, the most common spoken language spoken in the reigon.

   

I'm under the impression (and I may well be wrong) that in the ME countries Iran is looked as being a screwed up weirdo country run by a bunch of kooks that other countries want to quietly want to distance themselves from. Am I correct?

   

Yes you would be correct, but doesn't everybody ?