Canada Kicks Ass
War of 2007 (Canada Vs. USA)

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themasta @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:12 am

I like the idea of putting the Liberal government somewhere isolated so that they will no longer be a problem and muck about with everything. Liberal motto,"If it isn't broke we'll soon fix that".

   



dennis_is_canadian @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:13 am

Tell me why in your little story Canada attacked the U.S when they were involved in a fight over land with Denmark?

Your story may amuse some people but for those of us who lead life using our brain, it's nothing but an annoying attempt for you to bash Canada.

P.S Lighten up Godz, Just a joke.

   



Constantinople @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:15 am

You're a menace, Dennis!

P.S. Just a joke.

   



dennis_is_canadian @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:21 am

lol Indeed.

   



dennis_is_canadian @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:09 am

lol trust me, if I was really insulted by your story I would have said alot more than a few small sentences.

   



BeaverBill @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:30 am

Forgot to mention the conservative welcoming party! All bent over, trousers at their ankles, white flag stratigically placed between two american banners in the background, Canadian flag covering buttocks (to avoid obsenity charges), crying in ecstasy "UniTed STates UUber ALLes!! UniTed STTates U..UUBer AALLLLES!!!" After each has had their loving fill, the conservative representative reminds, politely but quietly, in a soft loving whisper , "NOW we can see eye to eye. Don't forget to leave a "donation" in the back pocket. Shhh". The new Canadian is now born, walking more bow legged than ever. A legacy for all bowlegged Canadians to be proud of.

   



The Hoser @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:59 am

Bloody conservatives... All bent over and such...

   



Adeez @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:21 am

I fail to see any humour in that..and im not Canadian. :?

   



The Hoser @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:24 am

I was a bit insulted at first... Than I realized it was in the Jokes and Humour section and just stopped reading it.

   



bootlegga @ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:12 am

Godz forgot to mention the bit about all the Yankee sympathizers in Alberta who welcomed their Yankee occupiers with flowers and cake. LOL

   



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