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little_beaver @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:09 pm

i was always wondering what the canadian army`s infntry size is. how many infantry soldiers do we have.

   



pugachev @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:46 pm

You can find the size of the infantry here and on globalsecurity.org

http://www.cric.ca/en_html/guide/canadi ... orces.html

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:03 pm

Role of the Infantry: To close with and destroy the enemy.

Motto of the Infantry: DUCIMUS (We Lead)

The "Pillars" of the Infantry: Speed, violence and aggression.

Regiments are listed in Order of Precedence.

Regular Force

1. The Royal Canadian Regiment
2. Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry
3. Royal 22e Regiment

Reserve Force

1. Governor General's Foot Guards
2. The Canadian Grenadier Guards
3. The Queen's Own Rifles of Canada
4. The Black Watch (Royal Highland Regiment) of Canada
5. Les Voltigeurs de Quebec
6. The Royal Regiment of Canada
7. The Royal Hamilton Light Infantry (Wentworth Regiment)
8. The Princess of Wales Own Regiment
9. The Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment
10. The Lincoln and Welland Regiment
11. 4th Battalion, The Royal Canadian Regiment
12. The Royal Highland Fusiliers of Canada
13. The Grey and Simcoe Foresters
14. The Lorne Scots (Peel, Dufferin and Halton Regiment)
15. The Brockville Rifles
16. The Stormont, Dundas and Glengarry Highlanders
17. Les Fusiliers du St-Laurent
18. Le Regiment de la Chaudiere
19. 4e Battalion, Royal 22e Regiment (Chateauguay)
20. 6e Battalion, Royal 22e Regiment
21. Les Fusiliers Mont-Royal
22. The Princess Louise Fusiliers
23. The Royal New Brunswick Regiment
24. The West Nova Scotia Regiment
25. The Nova Scotia Highlanders
26. Le Regiment de Maisonneuve
27. The Cameron Highlanders of Ottawa
28. The Royal Winnipeg Rifles
29. The Essex and Kent Scottish Regiment
30. 48th Highlanders of Canada
31. Le Regiment du Saguenay
32. The Algonquin Regiment
33. The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders of Canada
34. The Lake Superior Scottish Regiment
35. The North Saskatchewan Regiment
36. The Royal Regina Rifles
37. The Rocky Mountain Rangers
38. The Loyal Edmonton Regiment
39. The Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders of Canada
40. The Royal Westminster Regiment
41. The Calgary Highlanders
42. Les Fusiliers de Sherbrooke
43. The Seaforth Highlanders of Canada
44. The Canadian Scottish Regiment (Princess Mary's)
45. The Royal Montreal Regiment
46. 2nd Battalion, The Irish Regiment of Canada
47. The Toronto Scottish Regiment (Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother's Own)
48. The Royal Newfoundland Regiment

All told I'd figure about 6000.

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:25 pm

And God Created The Infantry

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and the Infantry. And God looked upon the Infantry, saw that it was good, and said unto them "Thou art my chosen children. Take thou dominion over the Earth; over the fish of the Sea, the birds of the Air, and all of the Key Terrain." And as a mark of His favour the Lord placed in the hands of the Infantry the sacred relics: the Apostolic Anti-Armour Weapon, the Catholic Claymore, and the Marian Machine Gun. Likewise gaveth the Lord unto the Infantry the Rucksack of Repentance, the Radio of Redemption, the Rifle of Rectitude. Lastly, unto the Infantry, and most divine of all, the Lord gaveth the Holy Hand Grenade. For the Infantry's sustenance the Lord declared "Four shall be thy food groups: Coffee, Tobacco, IMPs, and Alcohol. Shun all other unclean food and drink."

And the Infantry dwelt in the land therein. And time passed, and the Infantry cried out unto their God saying "Lord, help us, for we are weary." And God smiled upon the Infantry, for they were blessed. Then the Lord took the fattest and laziest of the Infantry and set them upon beasts of burden. And these He called Cavalry. And as the Cavalry became fatter, lazier and heavier still they were known as Armour. And the Lord looked down upon the Armour and saw that it was mediocre. The Lord then said "Oh, well. Thou canst not win them all. Let them lead in case olandmines." To the Armour the Lord said "Quiche shall be thy food, and bottled waterthy drink. Touch not the sacred chow of the Infantry." And the Infantry and the Armour dwelt in the land therein.

And time passed and the Infantry cried out again unto their Lord saying "Lord help us, for we are weary." And God smiled again upon the Infantry, for they were his chosen. Then God took those of the Armour with butts like base plates and breath like sulfur and tiny, tiny pee-pees and these He made Artillery. But God saw that the Artillery, too, was mediocre and said unto Himself "Oh well, garbage in; garbage out." Unto the Artillery He said "The big guns shall atone in part for thy diminutive other stature. Tryest thou not to hurt thyselves." To the Infantry the Lord said "When the night is darkest these shall light the way...more or less. When the approach is most open these shall, occasionally - with luck, confound the enemy's sight. When thou callest for fire support these shall - eventually - provide it with high explosive, cluster munitions and, best of all, nukes." Though the Lord cautioned the Infantry to never, never, never trust Tacfire or any other electronic computer in the hands of the Artillery. And the Infantry, the Armour, and the Artillery dwelt in the land therein.

Then the Artillery created the Air Defence Artillery; but quickly asked forgiveness. And time passed and the Infantry called out yet again unto their God, saying "Lord help us, for we are weary." Again the Lord looked with favour upon the Infantry. He took those of the Armour, Artillery and Air Defence Artillery who most liked to play in the mud and these he made Combat Engineers, and those who dwelt in darkness and spoke in riddles and these he made Military Intelligence, and those with thieving hearts and these He made Quartermasters, and of those who neither sowed nor reaped and were most fond of hammering square pegs into round holes He made company Adjutants.

Of those who liked to tinker with good equipment until it broke He made the Electrical and Mechanical Engineering. Of those whose penchant was poison He made Cooks. Of those who ran around in circles He made the Transportation. Of the least articulate He made Signalers. Of the mindlessly doctrinaire and arrogant He - reluctantly - created Military Police and the National Investigation Service (though the Lord admitted, to Himself, that He was probably only providing employment opportunities to Satan's minions). Of those who dealt in controlled substances He made the Medics and of those whose minds had been destroyed by the same made
He the Chemical Defence. And the Infantry, and the others, dwelt in the land therein.

Time passed, but yet, again, the Infantry cried out unto their God, saying
"Lord, help us, for we are weary. And the Heavens darkened, and the clouds gathered. The lightnings spake and the Infantry abased themselves before their God, for they were sore afraid. And the Lord spoke with anger, asking "How canst thou yet be weary? Have I not made the Armour and the Artillery to support thee? Have I not made of the detritus of the Earth Quartermasters and Adjutants and Signalers and Transporters and a host of others to assist thee? Verily, have I not even made Military Intelligence, although it were a contradiction in terms?"

Humbly the Infantry abased themselves again before their God, crying "Lord, it is of these that we are weary."

Amen, Amen

   



Banff @ Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:40 am

Wow 8O , that was well written .
I'm not going to say anything bad about it because it really quotes the bible well

I won't even say God said... not one word should be changed or added to his word :P

...is there such a thing as a war monger medal ?

   



putz @ Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:01 am

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jazzman @ Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:17 am

Well said grainfedprairieboy. Well said. :)

   



little_beaver @ Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:52 pm

wow crazyy just crazy !!!!

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:12 am

jazzman jazzman:
Well said grainfedprairieboy. Well said. :)


Cheers but I didn't write it.

   



CapeApe @ Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:24 am

Grainfedprairieboy

-BRAVO-ZULU- to you sir well spoken


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