Canada Kicks Ass
The Canadian Soldier

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ShepherdsDog @ Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:24 am

Saw this on Facebook. It was a group that was created to petittion for the removal of the group 'Soldiers aren't heroes'. I thought it was worth reposting it here.

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The Canadian Soldier

He is profane and irreverent, living as he does in a world full of capriciousness, frustration and disillusionment. He is perhaps the best-educated of his kind in history, but will rarely accord respect on the basis of mere degrees or titles. He speaks his own dialect, often incomprehensible to the layman.

He can be cold, cruel, even brutal and is frequently insensitive. Killing is his profession and he strives very hard to become even more skilled at it. His model is the grey, muddy, hard-eyed slayer who took the untakeable at Vimy Ridge, endured the unendurable in the Scheldt and held the unholdable at Kapyong. He is a superlative practical diplomat; his efforts have brought peace to countless countries around the world. He is capable of astonishing acts of kindness, warmth and generosity. He will give you his last sip of water on a parched day and his last food to a hungry child; he will give his very life for the society he loves.

Danger and horror are his familiars and his sense of humour is accordingly sardonic. What the unknowing take as callousness is his defence against the unimaginable; he whistles through a career filled with graveyards.

His ethos is one of self-sacrifice and duty. He is sinfully proud of himself, of his unit and of his country and he is unique in that his commitment to his society is Total. No other trade or profession dreams of demanding such of its members and none could successfully try.

He loves his family dearly, sees them all too rarely and as often as not loses them to the demands of his profession. Loneliness is the price he accepts for the privilege of serving.

He accounts discomfort as routine and the search for personal gain as beneath him; he has neither understanding of nor patience for those motivated by self-interest, politics or money. His loyalty can be absolute, but it must be purchased. Paradoxically, the only coin accepted for that payment is also loyalty.

He devours life with big bites, knowing that each bite might be his last and his manners suffer thereby. He would rather die regretting the things he did than the ones he dared not try. He earns a good wage by most standards and, given the demands on him, is woefully underpaid.

He can be arrogant, thoughtless and conceited, but will spend himself, sacrifice everything for total strangers in places he cannot even pronounce. He considers political correctness a podium for self-righteous fools, but will die fighting for the rights of anyone he respects or pities.

He is a philosopher and a drudge, an assassin and a philanthropist, a servant and a leader, a disputer and a mediator, a Nobel Laureate peacekeeper and the Queen's Hitman, a brawler and a healer, best friend and worst enemy. He is a rock, a goat, a fool, a sage, a drunk, a provider, a cynic and a romantic dreamer. Above it all, he is a hero for our time. You, pale stranger, sleep well at night only because he exists for you, the citizen who has never met him, has perhaps never thought of him and may even despise him. He is both your child and your guardian. His devotion to you is unwavering.
He is a Canadian soldier.

DUCIMUS (We Lead)
Canadian Infantry Moto

   



roger-roger @ Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:41 am

Interesting, it smacks of speaking just for the infantry though. The title really should be Canadian Infantrymen.

   



sniper1shot @ Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:35 pm

Yes, it does go towards the Infantry however a lot of those paragraphs do hit all trades too.

   



ridenrain @ Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:58 pm

This belongs here.

   



sniper1shot @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:08 am

THAT IS ONE AWESOME CARTOON.....if someone can just change the shoulder flag to a Canadian one and make a poster out of it.......

   



novachick @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:54 am

Mad_Bomber Mad_Bomber:
The CF is just incredibly sensitive, they will slam the door shut on anything that remotely looks like it could be considered maybe being controversial. Ottawa can suck a fat phallus!


And your an incredible pain in the ass, but the board is what it is.

   



Streaker @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:53 am

lol What a load of baloney!!

Who wrote it? Goebbels??

   



Tricks @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:21 pm

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RUEZ @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:36 pm

Tricks Tricks:
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[B-o] R=UP

   



novachick @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:46 pm

Streaker Streaker:
lol What a load of baloney!!

Who wrote it? Goebbels??


Why do you gotta hate :|

   



Heavy_Metal @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:50 pm

I like it, well written

...there are trades other than the infantry 8O :lol:

   



Streaker @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:54 pm

novachick novachick:
Streaker Streaker:
lol What a load of baloney!!

Who wrote it? Goebbels??


Why do you gotta hate :|


Hate would be far too strong a word. But it borders on purple prose and is manipulative to the point of being an insult to the reader's intelligence.

   



Heavy_Metal @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:57 pm

people who don't see soldiers as heroes deserve to be insulted

   



Streaker @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:00 pm

Heavy_Metal Heavy_Metal:
people who don't see soldiers as heroes deserve to be insulted


That's what usually happens. :lol:

   



novachick @ Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:06 pm

Streaker Streaker:
Heavy_Metal Heavy_Metal:
people who don't see soldiers as heroes deserve to be insulted


That's what usually happens. :lol:


Were you rejected by the CF by any chance?

   



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