Meh. Just another day on the endless slouch towards Gehenna. What was the name of that one Harlan Ellison story, where simple boredom with the way things are always done and always end up effectively caused the entire universe to collapse? "The Ennui At The End Of Everything"? or something like that? Sounds like something that would happen if "the world needs more Canada" ever came to pass.
As a parting gift, we'll give Bernier to Alberta.
Request denied. He's your problem. you clean it up.