When in doubt just flick the switch up to it's maximum offensiveness setting.
I don't know what she's trying to say, so here is a weasel taking it's woodpecker for a ride.
And a picture of a weasel holding a picture of a weasel riding a weasel taking it's woodpecker for a drive.
(with contrived Brit Upper Crust accent) Extraordinary!
I found an even better way to lose weight... EAT LESS
"I lost five pounds by getting off my fat ass and doing something."
I don't know who or what it was, but it's gone now.....