Boy Nipple Shocks Himself, Sues School
Bacardi4206 @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:42 pm
"Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage."
That's not a problem as he had it before he did this. Do lawyers and the courthouse have nothing to do anymore that they would take moronic cases like this? Sadly, I am sure this kid will win.
GreenTiger @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:00 pm
He might run for the US Senate as a tea Party candidate. He fits the requirements.
andyt @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:04 pm
Should have hooked it up to his nuts instead. That way he would prevent the spreading of his inferior genes without having to die for it.
GreenTiger @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:45 pm
andyt andyt:
Should have hooked it up to his nuts instead. That way he would prevent the spreading of his inferior genes without having to die for it.
Imagine going into court "Your homour I fried my nuts off because I am a moron, the school should pay me millions."
ASLplease @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:33 pm
It going to be difficult to claim brain damage, because he was certainly brain damaged to give this a try.
CommanderSock @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:11 pm
USA is in serious need of education reform. He was 18 for fuck's sake.
Brenda @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:23 pm
Wullu had a nice quote...
Something about Education and Intelligence... I forgot it 
Freakinoldguy @ Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:45 pm
$1:
Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.
And prey tell, why aren't these other three erstwhile electrical geniuses being named in the Lawsuit?
I somehow think this is a money grab by a kid so stupid Mickey D's wouldn't hire him.
