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By 2031, half of the region's residents will be immigrants

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Newsbot @ Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:25 pm

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<strong>Date: </strong> 2007-04-27 09:22:04
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tritium @ Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:25 pm

The meaning of "Canadian" will have to be redefined.

   



Mr_Canada old @ Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:13 am

Okay fellow Canadians.

It's time to commit a Patriotic Act for this country to remain the current "Canadian" it is.

Have sex like you never have before. Fuck condoms, create some Canadians.

   



Clogeroo @ Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:16 am

$1:

Okay fellow Canadians.

It's time to commit a Patriotic Act for this country to remain the current "Canadian" it is.

Have sex like you never have before. Fuck condoms, create some Canadians.


I thought you welcomed everyone coming to Canada? Don't you want to become a minority? :P

   



a1frenchy @ Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:07 am

Well the Mrs. and me had 4 children and an now have 8 grandchildren so now it's up to other Canadians to do their part . May I suggest you all take the TV out of the bedroom because you all have to chip in! We do need more pure born and bred little Canadians [flag]

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:46 am

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
Okay fellow Canadians.

It's time to commit a Patriotic Act for this country to remain the current "Canadian" it is.

Have sex like you never have before. Fuck condoms, create some Canadians.


If it wasn't for the liberal policies that have enslaved Canadians to the highest taxes in the western world then there might be a little financial wiggle room to have a baby or two.

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
"Go back to Toronto, you fucking asshole!" - Someone yelled this from their truck window on my way to the store. I was wearing my Jersey because I was playing hockey with my friends a few minutes earlier.


Oh......that was me :oops:

   



dog77_1999 @ Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:19 am

To increase baby production:

1. Ban Abortions
2. Illegalize Contraceptives
3. Legalize Poligamy
4. Allow for unlimited children(aka free money)
5. Every public facility has an adjacent bedroom
6. Allow for human cloning and make sure every woman has a baby in her 90% of the time.

or you guys can accept that most everyone in Canada came from somewhere else.

or you guys can stop being nice to people and wall off the border.

either way they all work. :P

   



Sherminator333 @ Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:51 pm

7. Share a bath with a friend

   



jazzman @ Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:00 am

What about easing up on the immigration a little bit ?.

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:06 am

the problem is not with immigrants it is with the ability of Canada to assimilate such high numbers. Prior to recently the next highest numbers we ever say occurred in in the early part of 1910s but these were British migrants simply moving from one part of the Empire to another and were easily absorbed.

   



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