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Canadian authorities overheard plans for �potential ISIS-inspired knife-and-gun attacks�: NBC

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Newsbot @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:36 am

Title: Canadian authorities overheard plans for �potential ISIS-inspired knife-and-gun attacks�: NBC
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2014-10-09 10:13:01
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andyt @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:36 am

NBC later amended its story, removing references to specific targets and methods, and describing the attacks as being in an ��aspirational�� stage. take a deep breath

   



BeaverFever @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:37 am

Ok, I'll take my bullet-proof vest off...for now but the plastic sheeting and duct tape around my windows stays up in case of chemical weapons attack, as per the Bush Whitehouse advice. What colour is the terror threat level today?

   



BartSimpson @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:49 am

BeaverFever BeaverFever:
What colour is the terror threat level today?


I think the Obama Adminstration set today's terror level at Collaborate.

   



Thanos @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:27 pm

BeaverFever BeaverFever:
Ok, I'll take my bullet-proof vest off...for now but the plastic sheeting and duct tape around my windows stays up in case of chemical weapons attack, as per the Bush Whitehouse advice. What colour is the terror threat level today?



Hitler-flag crimson but not quite yet at Stalin-flag scarlet. Yahweh help us if it ever reaches Saddam-level persimmon!

   



bootlegga @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:08 pm

BeaverFever BeaverFever:
Ok, I'll take my bullet-proof vest off...for now but the plastic sheeting and duct tape around my windows stays up in case of chemical weapons attack, as per the Bush Whitehouse advice. What colour is the terror threat level today?


If doesn't matter what colour the threat level is, the point is if you don't go buy more duct tape, plastic sheeting and bulletproof vests, the terrorists win!

   



andyt @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:00 pm

I would think some sort of metal neck collar would be much more useful. Hey, market it to the fearful as anti-beheading wear, put spikes on it for the punks, loop for a chain for the BDSM crowd, electronic option for wives training their husbands, led's that light up to show there's a Muslim in proximity... Everybody will want one, I'll be rich.

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:58 pm

andyt andyt:
led's that light up to show there's a Muslim in proximity...


Simple street signs are cheaper. Image

   



ShepherdsDog @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:05 pm

:lol:

Could they put those up where Muslims are declaring Sharia zones?

   



grainfedprairieboy @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:58 pm

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
:lol:

Could they put those up where Muslims are declaring Sharia zones?


They have real ones:

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ShepherdsDog @ Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:09 pm

ads like this need to be posted under those

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or

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